Things No One Wants to Here

• Its your baby.......


• I'm pregnant......


• I'm a man......


• You owe........


• Baby cryin


• Adults cryin


• You've been evicted........


• We sentence you to.........


• You're fired/We're gonna have to let you go/We're goin in a different direction/This isnt working out


• Police sirens (flashback to all of last year for me)


• Theres something wrong with your check/we're not gettin paid this week


• Ex GF around your new GF


• Dogs barkin unless your Vick


• Clogged toilets


• Cancelled credit/not approved


• A fax machine


• Rottery dial


• Macy Gray/Akon/T-Pain


• Polyester pants


• Flip flops


• Velcro


• Chewing/smackin


• Sniffling


• Poppin gum


• Shoes that have wet soles


• Chics who fake it


• Candy wrappers


• Balling up trash


• Breathin too hard
  
• Lil Wayne/Soulja Boy/Flo Rida/ eff it damn near anything mainstream


• Fran Dreschers laugh


• Factory ringtones


• DJs talkin over the effin record


• You've got.......(insert venerial disease)


• We're sorry to interrupt your program......


• GDubya


• Other people having sex


• YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX


• I want a divorce (thats for you Micah {red light}, hey youre single now live it up God)


• Heres whats wrong with your car.........


• Heres whats wrong with you......


• Youre not qualified for this position........


• (Signifigant Other)......oh i dont do that.......(My face turns into the Onyx logo when i hear that)