5.03.2008

If You're Just Joinin...........

Where the fuck you been...................first off welcome and lets take a look back on my fave posts so you can get familar and recognize your relevance................BTW if you think my Blog is Nigga this and Nigga that it more than likley is.........................


2008KKK Inductees
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/2-double-o-8-kkklan-inductees.html

-Who Can Get Away with Usin Nigga
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/who-can-get-away-with-n-word.html

-Niggas Who Cant Use Nigga Anymore
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/niggas-who-cant-use-word-nigga-anymore.html

-Things N-I-double-Grrrs Cried Over/At
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/things-n-i-doublegrrrrs-cried-over-or.html

-Speech
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/speech.html

-Speech(2)
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/ssssspeech-2.html

-Things Niggas Like to Use
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/things-niggas-like-to-use.html

-Mall Moves
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/mall-moves.html

-Inspired by Yourscenesucks.com
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/03/inspired-by-yourscenesuckscom.html

-FruityPebble Awards
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/1st-annual-fruity-pebble-awards.html

-Symptoms of the Hood
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/symptoms-of-hood.html

-Niggas with No Experience
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/niggas-with-no-experience.html

-Niggas Who Became Rich Off Other Niggas
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/niggas-who-became-rich-off-of-other.html

-Things Niggas Need to Stay Away From
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/things-niggas-need-to-stay-away-from.html

-Things Niggas Followed After Wht Ppl
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/things-niggas-followed-after-white.html

-Womens Workout
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/womens-workouts-by-me.html

-Responses to a Fucked Up Check
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/responses-to-fd-up-check.html

-People Who Love Niggas
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/04/people-who-love-niggas.html

-Why Dont.....
http://m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com/2008/05/why-dont.html

Celeb-a-likes

Brandon and i were really drunk but ol boy does look like Mickey the next morning......pause





Celeb-a-likes

Must be the nose and the bugged out eyes......................



Not so mo-fo'in fast

Not so motherfuckin fast is what AT&T is sayin to all its subscribers after tellin them free WiFi would be availible at all AT&T hotspots...... They since crippled the crowd pleaser faster than TonyaHarding takin out NancyKerrigan.......
Mt sentiments exactly Mamba

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

NameCheck

Victim of 2 teens murdered in ViBeach one of the suspects names......Jamal Mingga (true story btw)

Hmmmmm Jamal Mingga......Mi-Ngga.....hidden racial slurs.......


"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

New Swizz

This song is crazy could be a summer anthem you know how Swizz do........its called Wheres the Cash At.......

www.zshare.net/1144548801db8e42/

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s


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New Jeezy y Ye

New Snowman and YeWest called Put On.....I like Jeezys 32 but Ye
sounds like Wayne which kinda effs up the song.....see for yourself

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"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

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5.02.2008

WTF

Does anyone else see Madonna on BET......and niggas is clappin like they got her catalog and shit......I'm handin out ice cold SMHs right now.......

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Which was faster......

Which was faster the downfall of RogerClemens career or...........the way white people turned on MichaelVick (particuly VT alums and fans)...........

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

What I Learned......

Thanks Ila (pronounced eye-la) Here's what I learned today.....
That women don't care if you wash dishes (ok insert any wack occupation) as a job as long as youre in school.......which is BS just because youre in school don't mean shish you could drop out tomorrow and still be washin dishes......$5 says that bitch won't be there when you come home though......(btw if this is true guess what my new pick up line is........)

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s


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5.01.2008

Why Dont.....

I'm watching tv and I'm seeing all kinds of faults and faux pas (real niggas don't have an effin clue as to what faux pas is) so I figured.......

Why don't niggas......
-get a job
-stay educated
-get a BJ in private instead of back alleys
-get sick (i.e the flu etc)
-save $$$
-use condoms
-shave
-stay away from greasy foods
-get ahead
-know anything about technology
-smile
-say they truly love something other than a posession (a girls ass don't count)
-turn the volume down
-wear pastels
-know that we came in boats whipped and chained so why we need whips and chains???
-start with missionary then progress to doggystyle
-stop over using the word nigga
-play sports (contrary to what youre thinkin real Ns don't)
-like Lebron (nvm, the whole witness thing is why)
-get sleep
-upgrade from Nokia phones
-wear beepers anymore (it truly solidifies your thug)
-like wht ppl but date nothing but wht women
-know that wht women are "wht women" and aren't "straight off broadway" lololololol
-share the secret to how to burst on the folks with Timbs on (i was gonna say get they Marion Jones on but the whole doping and track star joke would probably go over niggas heads)
-stay home
-recognize the real world outside of jail
-use belts
-fight one on one
-have just one baby mama

I have more but.......

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

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Appreciation

I looooooooove Tina Fey............alot of extra fapping goin on

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Dilla y Ye

New JDilla and YeWest...I jooks with it

www.zshare.net/audio/1136477504c12fac/


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4.30.2008

Larry Bird has spoken.....


"I think Kobe is the best player in our league and I think he's been the best player for a long time, not to take anything away from anybody else. You know somebody told me the other day Kobe never won an MVP trophy and it sort of made me feel like I want to go throw mine away, so thats how much respect I have for the guy."-LarryBird

Wow "throw my trophies away" dang thats crazy Bird won 3 of em so.....

"What I look like quotin other Ns when I can quote myself"
-m1tchfranc1s

NaS Creates Track for Tyson

The king is working on a track for the new Mike Tyson documentary......trust when it drops I'll have it ASAPidly.......

"What I look like quotin other Ns
when I can quote myself"
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Utopia

For my iPhoners out there bet you didnt know we recieve free WiFi at all hotspots such as MickeyDs B&N and Star$$$(bucks) bless your heart AT&T

"What I look like quotin other Ns when I can quote myself"
-m1tchfranc1s

People Who Love Niggas

-White girls.......I know I know its a reoccuring theme in my posts but the world revolves around them so......

-Fans.......who you gon root for Peyton or Lebron????? Thought so........

-Reporters......see above, and to piggy back off that, without niggas what are reporters gonna write about.....Alex Ovechkin.....

-Strippers.....Mike Jones, Luda, Lil Jon, Nelly and them ain't makin pussy poppin songs for nothin....who you thinks paying their bills.....

-Baby Mamas.....ehhh this is somewhat of a love/hate relationship....shit ain't goin right with your main chic, you fall back to the baby mama how you think she got her role/ title?????

-Finacial Advisers.....rich Ns ain't trying to be broke their whole adult life, imagine the Cleveland Indians logo, ya know the Indian with the big smile thats the same face Finacial advisers have when the see a nigga make it pro

-Obamas Campaign......this ones a double edged sword cuz the niggas that do vote will probably forget the registration date and the ones the don't well...self explanatory......

-Jewelry/Rim spots......niggas see that first OT or tax return check and wanna blow the whole shish on chains, fronts and 24s.......

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4.29.2008

Responses to an F'd Up Check


-This must be your check, shit sure as hell ain't mine....

-Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa what the fuck.....

-Hold up where the manager at???.....

-Where the rest of my check....

-Damn did Ns put me on vacation???.......

-Are we bankrupt?!?!?!.....

-Nigga wheres my pistol, they bout to make me fuck around and shoot this shit up.....

-They coulda gave me this shit out the register......

-Yo god, I made more on my B&E game than this.....

-Where my OT at......

-My unemployment check is more than this B.....

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4.28.2008

SHHHHHHHHH

You hear that.......that's ATCQ reunion comin soon

"I'm responsible for 1983"
-m1tchfranc1s


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Silly Goose

I find it comical that cats are saying "don't throw stones at the thrown"....first of all that cat isn't even the "King" Michael Jeffrey has and will hold that title till his kids are NBDL stars (which is forever).....second that dude isn't even the Apprentice cuz Mamba24 is making sure he's the second best player in life.....lemme regurgitate that one one more time YOU were not listenin.....the second best player IN LIFE.....so pretty much all thats left for dude is court jester and hey I love to laugh.......LOL

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4.27.2008

Todays Slaves

I was inspired from watching ClassicSports and seeing TWoods win the Masters (not this year red nose) and it made me think.....hmm who are the slaves of today......

-People with jobs
......Need I go into detail
-Students
......Youre workin hard for a piece of paper, recognition and dignity...ehhhh
-Waiters
......you eff with them you're effin with YOUR health
-The Sonics
......damn these Ns out here workin to relocate SMH
-Andre Igoudala
......did he not learn from another Philly athlete, when you're a star ASK FOR MORE $$$ ( I made more this N this yr)
-MOP
......these dudes ain't put out an album yet under Curtis' regime
-Lil Wayne
......I hope you don't think I'm gonna say he's a slave to music, ha, no sir, this niggas a slave to corporate, blk girls and wht kids love Wayne, hey lets do an equation, who buys records??? wht kids and blk girls, and who's on EVERY record???? Wayne ( I rest my case)
-Alicia Keys
......{true story} I was driving us (horrible grammar i know) to some place and she was like "boy i just love your car" and you know silly me replied "its an automatic I know but you can hold the stick".......

"I'm responsible for 1983"
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Note to "Other" Cellphones

I must applaud you, yall tried everything in your power to try and catch up with the transcending iPhone. Phones calling themselves the "iPhone killer" and whatnot...insert Jay-Z line ("pardon me i had to laugh at that") The touch screen Blackberry (you happy Erin) and Sprints what, 4th touch screen phone? is that all these baffoons have to offer. Let me step my AlphaForces to the point, the new SDKs for the iPhone is supposedly gonna have iControl where you can have access to your iTunes library [music, podcasts etc] from home on your phone (I know it got ya wet didn't it).... You know what I was gonna bless yall and tell ya bout the possible "Haptic" tech that they may involve but yall ain't even listenin.......must be Blackberrys.....smh

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New CNN and Clipse

Its called "MyHood".....Ehhh haven't been a fan of CNN in a min but the brothers grim (Clipse) def made this track worth listenin to.......

www.zshare.net/audio/111585823e681317/

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Yikes

New Madonna "Heat" features YeWest and Pharrell...this shits like deodarant I gotta fucks with it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvuliz2c2tu

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