What I Miss.........

This pic is yours truly, before the "nigga this, pilgrim that" shit that you feel is portrayed all through out my site........ This was at the Basketball Hall of Fame in Mass, as you can see i was a Nike whore even at 9/10 yrs old (OG Air Raid IIs, Air Raid I suck) Os fitted, Emmitt Smith jersey (that was only cuz my old earth bought it for me Raiders all day Eric) and red shorts, in my right hand i'm holding a Michael Jordan poster that i purchased earlier to visiting his HOF locker (the poster i still have and is the Retro Card for the VIs)......This was one of my favorite moments ever spending with my dad, see i was just a young kid, innocent, oblivious and pure to what was around him, wanting to learn about every detail in every thing i touched, seen and heard........i guess what i'm trying to ramble on to is i miss those moments with my father.......I rarely speak to him, why? no reason but every year it seems like i find a way to disappoint the god by goin to jail, not goin to college, etc.......He's always givin me advice, bailed me out of jail, he's done everything he could for me and i'm never there to even say thank you........If you have both of your parents around cherish whatever they say they were once little Ns runnin actin up too............... I'll leave you alone after this one story........After i got out of jail in Feb my dad and i ate at Fuddruckers and he told me a story about how his father was never around and that he didnt meet his father (my grandfather) till around the time i was 3 or 4......Tellin me that my Grand Dad took me and my dad to a park where my grand dad played with me all day long........My dad told me that seeing me and my grandad that day he had pictured himself to get that feeling of having a father figure around.......Love ya Pop

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If you're straight edge does that mean you cant have sex?!?!?!?...........

To those that are straight edge i'm sory if thats a dumb question but straight edge to black people is driving to work on E or confrontin your bill collectors................

Lady K.........

Ahhhhh Lady K, been a fan since they premiered her vid for I Hate You So Much on 106 & Park in 99, shes from swaggerville USA (Harlem) and her name derives from the combo of her father's name, Kenneth, and her mother's name, Eveliss.......Erin you'd proud of this post..................Oh and shes married to everyones favorite Nigger (In stores July 15th)

Children Say the Darndest.......

At work today this guy was pushin around his daughter in her stroller and an asian gentleman walked by and the little girl said "are you a Jabowockee"........lmao

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Heres whats wrong with masturbation.................one, its not a team sport, dont you feel somewhat selfish not being able to share your pleasure with another, i feel that this act should not only be assisted by the opposite sex but hey add a friend, 3 for the price of 1 (no males allowed)......two, is it really neccessary to get completely naked to do this..........three, if you're not getting the job down in less then the time it takes Phil Collins to perform a song then there may be a problem with your plumbing..........four, self pleasure is like baseball there is no time limit.....five, afterwards do you ever feel like you wasted a nut and that you could have been doin something more important on your lunch break.............

What I Call White People..........

Hope you for one second didnt think since i did blacks racists names i wasnt gonna do whites ha! you're not exempt...........Sorry if this list is longer than the "blacks" one unfortunately i've been workin my whole life on this................i had 5 friends before this i'll prolly have 2 afterwards.................

-Anglo Saxons/Anglos (my fave)

-Pilgrims

-Color Code 112s (for those that know the Nike coloring system)

-Brooke Shields (for women)

-Pale Earnhardt Jr (for the men (pause))

-Sherbert Lover

-Red States

-Supremacist

-Nazi

-Brits

-Casper (could go for blacks also)

-Cowboys

-FEDs/CIA/ATF/DEA etc, all the alphabet boys...................

-Nascar Niggas

-Hockey Player

What WE Call Blacks.............

Theres so many terms to call black people, i'm gonna raddle down the list of what my people have been called, if you find this racists hey Fox News is on................wink wink..................

-Darkies (a la Boondocks)

-Niggas

-Negros

-Slaves

-Jungle Bunnies

-Porch Monkey

-JiggaBoos

-Ape/Gorilla/Monkey/Orangutan anything pertaining to a simian...............

What We Tell Women..............

As a man its in us to lie to the opposite sex to get whatever benefits us.................Heres a few things I've told women to get "fruits of my labor"...................

That looks good on you.........

Get whatever you want............

I definetly think that fits you, you should go with that one....................

This tastes soooooo good, how long did you slave over the stove and make this......................

That girl has nothing on you her breasts are too big......................

I'll pick up your pads from Eckerds...................

I'm all for womens rights, thats why i was gonna vote for Hillary........................

I looooove animals......................

I cant wait to have children.....................................

I hate when men dont listen to women....................

Porn disgusts me.............................

Set Backs.............

These Ns are settin us back years beyond comprehension for their actions.............aka Chicken George ass niggas...............

Soulja Boy-ok Baggy clothes tho!?!? (sounds like something Erin would say)

Wayne Brady-they based the WB frog off of him bet you didnt know that..........

K-Fed- this Ns exploiting black peoples flaws, no one wants to see that shit............

Nick Cannon-why do i feel like he should perform black face in his role on Wild'n Out, this N be beggin for lols, "change the name Minstrel Show and you gotta hit"........................

Hancock (pause).............

So we saw Hancock earlier today, and we both heard the squabbling from our friends that the movie wasnt good............eff that this shit was Hi-Larry-Us, i kinda felt this was the Will Smith i've always wanted to see on film (pause)........all he needed to end out the movie was a couple N bombs and a George Bush doesnt care about black people......best part of the movie was the kids cursing, Charlize Theron and the old bitch who said "i smell alcohol on you" and Will respondin "bitch i'm drunk"......make sure you stay at least 3mins after the movie trust you'll get ya $$$'s worth...................

Why........

Why must niggas insist......no i'm sorry feel the need to brag about their bitch when the girl look like Beanie Sigel...............i dont care if shes got a nice dumper or that shes gives off crazy energy.....if i wanted to sleep with Shabba Ranks i woulda got Shabba Ranks...............SMH

Diction-ary.................

Excuse me for being immersed in the new NaS Chapter in stores the 15th......

Anywho I've come up with a lot of sayings quotes so on and so forth....................

Heres a gander at what I've been using, inserting in conversation, et cetera (etc)

Terrence feel free to steal i've copywritten everything so i get paid now everytime you say my shit.....lol..................

(some of these sayings i've amplified so i'm not sayin i OG'ed everything)

Local-Term of in endearment for those who lead a promiscous life (i.e. hoe, slut, skank, mud-duck, whore, etc)

"Yo last at the club was crazy we met a couple locals and inserted our longitude for the latitude dance"

4 Letters-Abbreviated for the term "U Mad"

Used in response to anyone tryin to circumcise your rise................

Pause/AYO-Infamous phrases for any gay or homosexual comments or acts made........

"Yo son i took two of those last night"

"Pause"

Milk Box-Term used for those lacking or missing something.....

"Damn that nigga jump shot is milk box material"

Funky for the Junkies-Meaning to keep somehing exciting, fresh, new, etc

"Yo that dude Pook always keep that funky for the junkies"

Thats Shits Soap/Deodarant-Meaning I fucks with everyday

"That shit right there is that soap, i fucks with it every day"

Undefeated-Used to bring out the negative quality in something

"That nigga breath is undefeated"

"The dirt on this nigga neck is undefeated"

Assistance/Energy-Head, Brain, Blow Job, Oral, Felatio, so on and so forth

"Old girl was crazy, the nigg Pook passed her off, said her assistance was def needed"

Caucasian/Pilgrim/Color Code 112-Things meaning white.......nough said

"Awwww shit here come the pilgrims with badges"

What If I Were a Star......................

I was having dinner with a wonderful young lady and i thought to myself "what if i were a porno star.............waht would my name be......................."

LL Longitude Latitude

Lengthston Hughes

Long John McCain

Jimmy Johnson

Kurt Muscle

Spike Lee

A Rod

Notorious BIG

Wanted................

This movie was ill......it was so suprisingly funny, the shish looks mad serious in the previews but it hilarious.............best part of the movie is when Morgan Freeman says "Shoot that Motherfucker....." lmao, its sooooooo random.........but go see this movie asap.........................(we saw this before we saw Wall-E 3hrs earlier)........................

Wall-E......

I was def skeptical at first but this was suprisingly good......fellas def take a lady with ya to the movie, it will win you the minimum of 68 coochie points add a kiss and you know what that equals......................No crazy Lynnhaven stories btw.........

Nigger Hatred............

Time to celebrate, we got a classic

And in case youve been on or under the rock............

01. Queens Get The Money (Produced by Jay Electronica)

02. You Can’t Stop Us Now (feat. Eban Thomas of The Stylistics & The Last Poets) (Produced by Salaam Remi)

03. Breathe (Produced by J. Myers & Dustin Moore)

04. Make The World Go Round (feat. Chris Brown & The Game) (Co-produced by Cool & Dre & The Game)

05. Hero (feat. Keri Hilson) (Produced by Polow Da Don)

06. America (Produced by Stargate)

07. Sly Fox (Produced by stic.man of Dead Prez)

08. Testify (Produced by Mark Batson)

09. N.I.G.G.E.R. (The Slave And The Master) (Produced by DJ Toomp)

10. Untitled (Produced by stic.man of Dead Prez)

11. Fried Chicken (feat. Busta Rhymes) (Produced by Mark Ronson)

12. Project Roach (feat. The Last Poets) (Produced by Eric Hudson)

13. Ya’ll My Niggas (Produced by J. Myers)

14. We’re Not Alone (feat. Mykel) (Produced by stic.man of Dead Prez)

15. Black President (feat. Johnny Polygon) (Produced by DJ Green Lantern)

Shit You Wont Hear.............

Heres just a few things I WILL NEVER ever say, think, nor do............

Wow love thats a sexy unibrow you got................

I dont mind that shadow above your lips.............oh thats a moustache..............its ok! eh.......

Its ok Ciara, I know Bow Wow was used to it, just move your penis to the side i'll go for the butt......................

I loooooove suckin toes..................

Girl your face remind me of Beanie Sigel and Shabba Ranks...............

Which stomach roll.......alright I'll try my hardest............

Awwww you're eyebrows are fine.........they look like Brady Andersons sideburns..................

Girl I dont mind that you have no tits, it reminds of jail all over again......................

Shit That No Longer Works..........

Things that refuse to clock in.....................lets get started..........

GW hasnt worked since his daddy told him get Saddam....................then again he hasnt worked since George H was in office.............

The Big TV under the little TV........................

Naomi Campbells Rogaine.....i dont know where her hairline starts but she look like a conehead with a weave........

Pick Up lines..............they're done....the only reason shes laughin is cause this dude looks like Obama with a 92 Shawn Kemp box cut.................

Teyanna Taylors Comb..........her hair resembles a freed slave right now........she also looks like Mo'Nique..........................when she was a fetus....................

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Thanks to all those who've shown love to the site, I dont really go outta my way to tell people about it, so the fact that word of mouth is makin my "Mental Internet Journal" relevant is a blessing........