5.09.2008

June 7th....

I've always said that i wasnt a big fan of their solo efforts but as a group, theyre one of the elites.................June 7th at Toads Place in the R


Kings Coming.................

"I'm the man you go to war with, not the man you go to war against"-NaS
Fridays at Sunset
in Richmond June 27th I'm already there (Its legit this go round)

5.08.2008

KOBE!!!!

Bout time best news in a min.....Kobe HyperDunks RD is the 15th of this month....releasing on KB24.com and in House of Hoops in KillaCams city......You can see the adjustments made also in the scheme

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Just A Thought......


"...is it ok to snitch to the police on the police???"-Riley


"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s


Greatest Jordans of All Time






(On a side note i have each color way pictured)

Top SBs of All Time

In this Order too......................






SeeingSounds June10th

"Spaz"

http://www.zshare.net/audio/11765474ed19deab/


Things Ns Get Caught Doing/In

-Fake Jewelry..........

-Other Ns Girlfriends.............

SMH if your girls with a N named Mandingo just know that she got SLAYED...............And if he looks like he just hopped off the set from Roots then your girls already made the switch to only effin with Ns........its unfortunate I know.............


-Stolen/Hot Vehicles...............

-The (weed/coke/drug paraphernalia) spot.................



-White Girls............This N looks like his credits good and he has a valid drivers license.....damn


-Coming to Work Late.........
"Dammit wheres Johnson!!!!!!"


-Clothes Thats Too Big.............SMH...............


-Trying to Be Another N...............

............And if i was doin a top 10 this would be number 1, i have a lot of experience with this one..............

-Driving while Suspended!!!!!!!!!!!! (and yes 5 cops do come out the woodwork even if you just drivin while suspended)

"I trust 2 people me and my alter ego"

5.07.2008

TimeOut

I wanna take time out to speak to the educated brother who said he didnt find my blog as comical or as hilarious as some.............first of all this is a satirical blog, if you cant look and see that in my jokes, rants and lies that I'm telling the truth about whats going on, then take your shit to "red noses" blog cause aint no clowns over here, and this aint that and that aint this...........why should i conform to what you think is PC..........nigga hop on your PC and uproot your own B-L-O-G........simple.........so if i offend you cause i say nigga this, nigga that, white people this, white people that, then dont come to my site, take your Darkwing Duck ass somewhere else...........anywho back to our regularly scheduled program next post will be about "things niggas get caught in"



"Shout out to BrandonTaylor salute him......and this blog wouldnt be possible without Eric and Justin salute them"

O&A

Out and about today.......................

The filth made a surprise appearance in front of C'MonWealth today, some wht lady punched another wht lady cuz she said she voted for Bush............SMH



And as always you know my steps stay sanitized..................

To top it off (pause) i went to 5Guys Burgers and Fries to get 2 burgers (shish costed $10 yikes)

"You aint worth a nickel and your known to dime"-TM

Off My Chest

First and foremost fuck them niggas who didnt pick me up on they team tonight.....you niggas suck and yall lost word to Atlanta......are you salty????(pause) cuz I didnt pass the ball.....this may be 08 but I'm the 04 Mamba IM NOT PASSIN......plus yall were bums anyways..... Anywho as you saw we won the next game with me starring just like it should be.....I had to unleash the inner Mamba....Catch ya next time red nose Ns.......

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

5.06.2008

WHOA!!!!

Lil Wayne......fans that's right YOU.....put the penis down and listen up........

"Azure looking like a white bitch wit a doo rag"-Pusha

SMH...crazy


"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Things White People Should Look Forward To.......

Ahhhhh I'm back with another segment and this one is dedicated to the things that White People should look forward to..................

-A niggas probably not gonna marry your daughter but he more than likely will get her pregnant..............twice...................I'm sorry

-A black president, maybe not this year but i'm still optimistic....................

-Getting robbed.................gas is getting ridiculous and niggas dont care that they got mouths to feed, HA!, eff that, they worried about how they gonna get to weed spot..........so, Ms White Lady when you see me, not only should you clinch your butt cheeks but clinch that purse too...........

-HipHop............yall have taken over with this sing songy bullshit, proclaming Lil Wayne as the best rapper (hes not even the best in Rhode Island) but real n!gg@ rap is back word to PushaT.................

-No longer having flatty patties.........having a flat ass was cool in the late 80s and early 90s (it really wasnt) but now you have to embrace your posterior and use it for what its worth, hell get in the corner shake your new found fanny pack..........shit if you're lucky you might score a great golfer, confuse him and make him think its all about you......or a great rapper that in his prime was the coldest nigga ever talkin about killin cops.....once you shake that ass in his face "Colors" and "Fuck the Police" turn into "you have the right to remain silent, anything you do or say will be used against you in the court of law" (i mean what do you expect after hearing it 5 times your gonna remember it word for word geez).......



"Whooooooooos girl is this...the girl is YOURs, now shes mine shes mine shes mine"

Yeah...........He Missed

Snootchie Bootchies

"Why You Dont Be Postin RDs Anymore"

Some blockhead had the nerve to ask me why I dont post pics of upcoming shoes and shish............helloooooooo...............

The shoe game is as dead as Pimp C or Jay-Zs career.........duh

"He does what he does like he did it to do it"-TM

At Least Somebodys Payin ATTENTION.............

I want my blog to be soooooo left field, so out there that my friends say.................

"what nigga does a recap of his own blog? lol"-Micah,

I'm trying to transcend this little blog thing, yall (was gonna put niggas right here) are sleep right now man, if this blog aint wakin yall up, you need to carry your ass over to PerezHilton or TMZ or some snooze ass site like that......its like my man Tip(Q) said (pause)

"...sayin this and that, cause this and that was missin..."

BTW where did all these Carmine lovers come from, niggas comin outta the woodworks like Michael Jackson Thriller over these shits now..................SMH

"He does what he does like he did it to do it"-TM

5.04.2008

Wouldnt You Like to be a Nigger Too.............

"I'm a nigga, he's a nigga, shes a nigga, we some niggas, wouldnt you like to be a nigga too"-NaS

MarkEcko............


Melo...........wouldnt be on the list if you didnt back down from NateRob................



Both these clowns..................

You know his track record..................

Wouldnt be on the list either if she never left Puff...............smh

This N look like Riley from the Boondocks.......................

How you gon let me do more time in jail than you.....fake ass convict......................

See what i mean.....................

JimRome...........this dude disses wht ppl better than any blk person i know..............

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
83ItsMineItsMineItsMine

Tommy What Would You Ask........

Tommy what would you ask Candidates of the past and present?????????????


JMcCain..........

-Why your jaws on that KanyeWest puffy shish...................
-What will you do in the office after Hillary wins the erection.............

-When are you gonna let that comb-over go..............

-Hillary or Obama.............

-How many days you got left...................to live..........I know its gotta be 3 or 4 days left...........




BarackObama........

-Ass or Breast............

-NaS or Jay.............

-Kobe or 'Bron.............(if you picked the 1st one to all the answers you're def gettin my vote)

-Your Favorite Jordan being that you're from the 'Go........

-Whos the more dismal President George H or George W.................

George W................

-In what year was the War of 1812..........(i have a feeling youre gonna get this wrong)

-Why arent you the Grand Wizard of the KKK.........

-You had the chance to kill thousands of black ppl in NewOrleans.......why did you go through with it..............

-How come you write your own speeches..............

-Hillary or Obama............


HClinton............

-Why do you look like BillClinton except with a mullet...............

-Why didnt you join Bill and Monica..............

-Why the hell dont you have a stylist...............

-When are you gonna start telling the truth.................

-Bill likes to put it on you Doggy doesnt he.................

-I'm glad yall finally got Chelseas teeth fixed............

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