Inspired by Yourscenesucks.com

Here are the different types of blacks i know (ladies are next)
Down low brothers.......these cats are DL so you dont really suspect them til you see certain tendencies arise such as
-rockin du-rags with the cape
-that happy look in their eye you'll know it when you see it
-they rock the baggiest shit but then something be off like they got an earring in they right ear
-they get to close to other N's
-they dont EVER mention women
-theres only 2 women they love their mother (barely) and Da Brat..
-they always be lookin at you even in a room full of women
-they always wanna know your opinion on things
-their cornrows never take a day off

Intellects....these N's always wanna dress up theyre very easily spotted unlike DL brothers
-wanna drive Altimas and Maximas, anything that ends with Mas because mas is better
-they not only finished HS they said eff it and finished college too
-they only hang around each other on some secret society shish a la DL brothers
-they wanna wear suits everywhere, the mall, dates, athletic events, pajama parties,etc
-the only women they respond to are Intellects like themselves
-the only sport they did in HS was track
-theyre favorite albums are '3ft High and Rising' 'Midnight Maruaders' and anything from Arrested Development
-they're always in Express
-they wanna wear a blazer with EVERYTHING

Hipsters......these cats are always up on game
-they always have the illest streetwear
-their shoes are dumb exclusive
-their clothes are slimmer than most
-they always have a fresh hair cut game
-they dont like rap only golden era HipHop
-they know mad asians
-they never shop at the mall
-they pay very close attention to detail in everything
-they all have iPhones

HypeBeasts.........not necessarily a bad term or phrase but we're gonna look at the weaker version, they wanna be like hipsters first of all so......."just like Brandy she just wanna be down"-Tupac
-they have the tight pants but a 3x tee
-they have B-List celebrity shoes lower level SBs, GR Jordans that nobody wants, GR Dunks, GR blazers
-they rock Blac Label, Ed Hardy and all that Rocker BS
-they rock V necks everywhere
-still wearin slip ons
-they try so hard not to match
-they shop at Hot Topic,PacSun and for graphic tees
-they all have SDK2s or 3s
-wallet chains a la Jim Jones

Thugs.......gangsta ass Ns
-Timbs in the summer
-they dont drive no where, theyre driven places
-they only pay with 20s 50s and 100 a la Mexicans
-they remain in the street
this list is short cuz real Ns stay in jail/prison

Rocker.....a very endangered species with the hypebeasts shopping at HotTopic and all
-crazy peircings
-Jnco jeans with 40 wallet chains
-theyre in the military
-the only RDs theyre concerned with is KSwiss and the HT herman monster joints
-theyre still into Dungeons and Dragons
-they hang out at Pizzerias
-always got a backpack on

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"How Do You Do It"-Young Micah

Taking the pics.......i just get inspired by not being home, where ever i go i know theres a good photo if i look or even stumble up on it, some of my best fotos are when i'm drivin (thats a no no kids) but since i was a kid i've loved travelin and enjoying the scenery, so i think my lil foto sessions derives from that, plus my dad was a pho-tog before he was in the military, and my sister is a pho-tog so i guess its finally time to let loose that side of the kid

The Funny shish.......i come up with posts like days in advance that way i have time to think and plan the shish out, plus time to pray yall find the shish funny....heres the stuff i got in the works "Throwback Words" "Favorite Porn Stars" "Illest Album Covers" "Wheres Your Hairline" and my version of 'YourSceneSucks' for blacks......things that caught the George Bush button (deleted/shelved/Rell album'ed) were "Worst Gimmicks" self explantory, "Ether" about who has bombed the shish out a person, ummm "Nigga Superlatives" about HS Superlatives but what N's deserve em, which i may bring out cause streets want it....umm oh "Chat Rooms" about who you would see in chat room, pedophiles, kids, emo kids, e-thugs etc, and what they contribute........hey if you see something on the chopping block and you want me to post it let me know

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2 Month Anniversary of Being Job Free

After seeing the baby i deleted some time takin pics round the HU/IMAX/Wavy 13 Area

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"...my son, the star will be my resurrection, born in correction all the wrong shit I did, he'll lead a right direction..."-NaS

Yesterday morning at 8:27 my tag team partner in the dozens/dissin N's, Rashida gave birth to Zachai (hope i didnt butcher the name)

Shida got the look like bitch what you doin to my baby........lol

Celebrity crush came through and sang to the baby.........

You know i was too busy thinkin hmmm we gotta get this baby in some Mikes asap.......

"N' dont point that camera at me"...........lol

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Mall Moves

Mall moves are performed daily even when you arent in the mall, see if these symptoms look about right for ppl who perform 'mall moves'

Standin in line.........if i'm in line please dont paintbrush my shoulders with yours, get ya Onyx on and 'Bacdafucup' why must you be so close, we're not goin anywhere, dont graze my arms, back the eff up off my neck, stop breathin on the nape of my ish like you my GF, i need a fats man length {pause} between us, i need that Karl Malone elbow room aggin damn

Walk and Stop.......you ever walk behind someone and theyre walkin acting like theyre tourists to the mall and suddenly stop like oh whats in this store, or you're walking behind someone and they notice someone they know and just effin stop right the F there, post up and engage in convo........(Onyx face)

Children that cut you off.....these little bastards have the nerve to just walk next to you, then walk in front of you and slow down then speed up again on some Nascar shish

Children on leashes...........SMH we all know slaverys not over but please stop goin and performin that shit in person......let that lil mo-fo be bad.....you did it

Customer Service.......stop approachin me askin "wheres yankee candle" or "wheres williams sonoma'......bitch i dont know, recognize the stereotype i'm only here for shoes, fitteds and to post up and degrade women from afar just so when the close enough, preach that game like reverends, DIG!....dig

Food Court Lines........why does every major fast food spot have a line that's crooked as hell and you get into it and cats be like excuse me......snooty motherfuckers!!!!!!

SMH, Brothers that be posted up outside stores.....why, you dont shop at the Gap so why you standin in front of it with 9 of ya goons, you scarin the shish outta white people man, talkin that "oh you goin in there???? yeah lemme get an argyle cardigan....in a 4X muh'fucka......" SMH

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Things Niggas Like to Use

You see the title lets get started

Pick Up Lines.......ladies i know you can attest

The bus/train.......gas is ridiculous and ninjas aint tryin to spend more than the price of Ramen and a Barrel Juice on transportation to get to work, plus Pookie license been suspended so......

Anytime minutes.......roll over is a ninja best friend, too be bad niggas never meet it, this also goes along the lines of things that were made especically for niggas i.e. caller ID, basketball, cash advance, DooRags, 6 inch Wheat Timbs, etc

Beds/Couches........N's do work on both and they oversleep on both, so you know...

Excuses......"my mans just got out, so we used the rent on that"....."my baby mamas mama got the car"....."i gotta watch the Wire"......you get where i'm goin with this

The phone....i dont gotta go into detail, you've seen it

Other peoples money......."lemme hold somethin"........"hit me off with a few"........"lemme get a lil bread".......same as above you've seen it (btw pause at the first 2 responses)

Other people names.........i know kids that are destined for effed up credit cause they parents wanna get a flat screen to watch a Mayweather fight and Flava of Love SMH

Women......gotta get up the economical ladder somehow!
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Tsk Plus Two More

Virginia stop clownin yourself dont let me catch you in the streets with these items.....most of yall that know me know i went light on these things, and that i usually go all in {pause} on these jokes

Chics in chinese slippers I HATE CHINESE SLIPPERS.........the back of b's heels be lookin all ashy like a turtles head or something SMH



All over print is done thanks for the laugh though................

Take that table cloth from round your throat.....

Slip Ons never bought into it........SMH

Fresh Prince is done, its in sindication, the volmit/throw up hats 88' not 08

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"...FEDs takin picture of me, N's still snithcin homie..."-Young Jeezy

So yeah you know the deal, if not lemme bring you UTD with the situation, the ninja below, prolly while makin another wack ass record (I miss the Trap Muzik days) sent his BGuard to get some Taliban/2011 type guns, dont know why, dont care but the thing that stands out is this ninja spent enough G's to get a lot of K's, dig, if i'm dumb rich like this dude i woulda spent all my time in the studio and on the courts not in them (SMH) the palabra on the streets is that this dude is gettin 12months and 15 yards in community service, the rumblings goin around is that ol' boy had to dime something crazy to get 365 in the box , he's a convicted felon and the minimum watch you can serve is 5yrs (and thats with no priors) cats are sayin he's supposed to get 5 for each gun, if so this N would be sittin down till his kids kids got kids

Funniest shit i read
"I'm white. If I was facing 10 years and could do 1 instead if I snitched, I'm singing. And even after they told me, "That's what we're looking for, thanks for the info", I'd keep on snitching about things that had nothing to do with my case. "

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"...same hand that you hoop with, swing around like you stupid..."-NaS

Afterwards i went and did what i do best.......basketball at CNU

Then went to Deer Park to hoop but them ninjas suck

After leavin Deer Park i went to Huntingto Park to ball but them ninjas def suck not worht me picturing but if you dont know the JRB is right next to the courts, heres some flicks........

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HipHopIsDead track 6 'Who Killed It'

Self explanatory..... lets begin

Who killed Streetwear/Sneaker Obsession........people claimin their sneakerheads!!!!!


Who killed baseball...........well........baseball

Whos tryin to kill affirmative action...........

Who fucked up the countries future........................

Who killed HipHop (trust i had 35 answers for this).........."so is Baby comin Wayne"...."yeah he did on my gums".........lame

"...rubies like diablo red blood on my pinky..."-NaS

Air Flight Lite Lows, i had the 92' version of the Flight Lite in the Dolphins colors (do ya homework) i cant wait for these to drop {summer 08}, i love Nike Basketball shoes and the fact thats its all red adds the happy ending to the massage!

Stillmatic track 8 '2nd Childhood'

Essentials as a young whipper-snapper.......First off Air Raid IIs (Check the kid as a kid as a young aficionado, DIG!.....dig)


Big Wheels......'nough said



NES.......... if you aint have one on yaself or vote for McCain

"....he's 31 and cant give his youth up, he's on his 2nd childhood..."-NaS

TaleSpin....once again classic material

Teddy Ruxpin.......dont go puttin in Rakim Allah tapes just to see the doll mouth the words.......ok nvm do so!!!!!

For my women out there you know i looked out for yall too..............

This show made me a man period.........

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ItWasWritten track 2 'StreetDreams'

Shish to live by...........

You gotta have a main chic, a mistress and a young chic....they all gotta have attitudes, kids and know each other

Have the illest vehicle (factory) but not push that shish........you gotta have a chauffeur sun

Have a hand in everything........the bodega, the under the counter pharmacy, local sports, schools etc

Yeah the baddest chic on the block dont know your name but she know what you taste like

Give back in any way necessary

Its good money to have shish days and weeks before the RD but you gotta have ninjas make prototypes just for you

Not only does the community dig ya movement but the churches respect you in the trenches

Stay relevant but out of the public eye

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SupportinMySquadron

Went out to Conventry to support my boys in their game to place as number one, I HATE watchin bball cause i'd rather be on the court than the sidelines......




The score a lil less than 4mins plus into the half........(my peeps were down {pause})

and the results.........them ninjas loss...... theres no punch line for that shit