Ahhhhh my favorite rapper (pause) Chris Rock was recently interviewed in the latest issue of RS, hope you aint doin nothin cuz you bout to laugh your ass off........On Bush......
"Bush has fucked up so bad that hes made it hard for a white man to run for president....a white man had this job for hundreds of years and one guy fucked it up for all of ya....."
"And for the doubters who keep saying is America ready for a black president??? i say why not we just had a retarted one"
On Hillary.........
"I actually think Americas ready for a woman president....shes gonna work in the same office that her husband got blow jobs, there aint enough decorating in the world she can do to change that"
On Obama.....
"A black woman cant be first lady......just imagine telling your wife 'i did it' 'i won, i'm the president of the united states' "no WE the president and i want my girlfriends in the cabinet, i want kiki as secretary of state, she can fight"'
On the Candidates.......
Each candidate says theyre humble, do you know how big your ego has to be to say you wanna run for president of the united states......do you know how much P Diddy juice you have to drink???? how many Kanye injections you have to take"
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