You see the title lets get started
Pick Up Lines.......ladies i know you can attest
The bus/train.......gas is ridiculous and ninjas aint tryin to spend more than the price of Ramen and a Barrel Juice on transportation to get to work, plus Pookie license been suspended so......
Anytime minutes.......roll over is a ninja best friend, too be bad niggas never meet it, this also goes along the lines of things that were made especically for niggas i.e. caller ID, basketball, cash advance, DooRags, 6 inch Wheat Timbs, etc
Beds/Couches........N's do work on both and they oversleep on both, so you know...
Excuses......"my mans just got out, so we used the rent on that"....."my baby mamas mama got the car"....."i gotta watch the Wire"......you get where i'm goin with this
The phone....i dont gotta go into detail, you've seen it
Other peoples money......."lemme hold somethin"........"hit me off with a few"........"lemme get a lil bread".......same as above you've seen it (btw pause at the first 2 responses)
Other people names.........i know kids that are destined for effed up credit cause they parents wanna get a flat screen to watch a Mayweather fight and Flava of Love SMH
Women......gotta get up the economical ladder somehow!
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1 comment:
man that shit had me rollin!
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