Nigga You Need a Blow Job......(pause)

I call this segment of the program You Need a Blow Job cause cats out here are actin Ice T Reckless, and we need to calm down or relax....thats where the BJ comes from............We gettin too riled up over subjects that dont ever pertain to us as human beings..........

Whoever banned Boy George from the US.....are you kiddin, are we really actin like this mans a threat, he's a gay man from overseas, chill out the worst thing he will do is play a Culture record or make you sit through a season of Will & Grace.........................

John McCain........This pilgrim, i swear everything Barack says he questions, just give it up......Ns stayed on the p's and q's for a year a change......no arrests......drug charges, nothing to eff up their chances to make sure they could vote for a Barack and stop effin takin Ls with votin for pilgrims..............

Old School Rappers..............Ice T, GZA, etc I love yall i grew up off of yall but we need to just fall back and let these little corn ball ass Ns make their little bit of bread and evaporate from the game, we cant argue with these Ns its makin us look foolish (i love how I'm sayin us like i'm a 40 year old rapper) real cats gonna recognize the BS sooner or later and we wont have to worry about em...................

Those Oposing Becky Hammond playin for Russia in the Olympics...................look we all gotta make a living this is no different from than from overseas to America to make a living.......first of all none of us can claim this land anyway we've already made all the Indians migrate elsewhere and have raped and polluted their land..........so chill......

NaS Concert..............

I'm too lazy to share my point of view all i know is if you were at the Nas show at the Norva yall/we were way live'r.....the Ns in Richmond were tryin to act too cute not knowin the songs and shit..........whomp whomp

Check Micahs Shit for pics and his commentary.........

Do You Remember Your First........

Your first post..................

Erin

Jus!

Micah!

E!

Lex

Myself......

Sly Fox.........

New NaS on the day of the Concert..........Sly Fox

Do You Remember Your First........

Nigga or Pilgrim..........

Choose one or the other, nigga or pilgrim..................

You have good credit, but you have a dead end job and reside with your mother.......

Which would you rather be a nigga or a pilgrim.............

You're involved in your first one night stand, ol girl mentioned earlier that her dildos name was Mandingo, she had also mentioned she loves a man who knows how to insert his taste buds in crevices...........

Which would you rather be a nigga or a pilgrim........

Millions of people are split in voting, they could go for the war vet whos gonna die any day now, the sure vote with ages above 60, or you could go for the unknown gentleman who if he wins will most likely get assassinated before he even loads up the U-Haul for the White House............

Which would you rather be a nigga or a pilgrim........

You have an interview today with a Fortune 500 company that will change your life forever, the CEO of the company is black but he's very bourgeois, you know Colin Powell meets Wayne Brady types...........

Which would you rather be a nigga or a pilgrim..............

Your in line for a club, the club is jumpin as if niggas put jumper cables to it, women bustin outta their tops, the only men there are the DJ and the bouncer (great ratio), you have the money to get in but you forget your I.D......................

Which would you rather be a nigga or a pilgrim......

You came over on a boat the ride was rough but you're alive and have to do manual labor, the labor done for the king will win you the reward of turberculosis, the labor done for master will win you the reward of welps on your back...................

Which you rather be a nigga or a pilgrim.................

Celebrity Real Estate...........

Francis Mitchell here, Realtor of the stars......I have this great property in where such stars as Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Dennis Rodman and former guests Robert Downey Jr, Mary Kate and Nicole Richie have also resided.............you can reach me at.........

Over 1million celebs stoned.................

Interlude.......

A young man was bragging today that he had TVs in his headrests on my way out from work................i pull up next to him at the light and......well lemme clarify something theres a difference between TVs in the Headrest and TVs on the headrest..............TVs in the headrest are embedded in the headrest, TVs on the headrest can be found in WalMart Target etc..................velcro ass niggas SMH

My Favorite Racists........

Lets get started (btw Marge Schott my fave racists RIP)

Marge Schott

Lets just gander at the famous Marge Schott lines.........she refered to Reds outfielders Eric Davis and Dave Parker as "million-dollar niggers." (kinda funny if you ask me).........."I would never hire another nigger. I'd rather have a trained monkey working for me than a nigger,"

Michael Richards

Classic rags to riches story.........man seeks humor digs deep within in self blurts nigger more than George Bush when watching the Obama campaign....................

George Bush

Hurricane Katrina................theres no punchline for that shit.............

Don Imus

Nappy Headed Hos.......(classic material if you ask me)

Dog the Bounty Hunter

"I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word ni**er sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking ni**er heard us say ni**er and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over!" (whoa)

Thank God I'm a Suns Fan...........

What I'd Do for Gas.............

Niggas know that gas is never gonna plummet until LightSkin takes over in the oval office (pause)......On my way home from the gym i thought damn what would i do for gas since i'm borderline bankrupt........and i'm borderline tired its 1:29am btw...........gotta be at work at 9

-Pretend ( i hate that i havent enforced that word in my vocab since i've transcended my adolescence) that i work or part-take in a foundation for VTech, Cancer/Livestrong, CHKD, Katrina Relief, etc and ask random pilgrims (niggas dont support shit, not even the Katrina Relief Foundation and that affected us the most, anywho) to donate any monies to the cause..............

-Get back on my B&E (Breaking and Entering for those that have just joined the planet) grind, its easy work but the pilgrims that have fancy items live a tad bit (dont know where i pulled that term from) far and you obviously cant get gas with no gas money................

-Sell Os, Bricks, Birds, Weight, Kilos, White, Dust, AculpcoGold, Piff, Crack, Cocaine, Snow, Rocks, Powder, Base, Cane, Coca, Yayo, Yola, Cotton, Nose candy, Soda, ,that shake, White girl, etc............yeah yeah who doesnt know that many terms for cocaine............

-Clock back in as a S.U.K. (Stick Up Kid)......

-I'd sleep with a few mud ducks....."fat girls need love too Craig"

-Donate my dick spit to a Sperm Bank.............although me and a cErtain beautiful feline are supposedly gonna clock in for a baby cuz she wants to look preggers for the summer............

-I'd donate blood but I'm black.........

-I'll do black face on the sidewalks of popular white establishments, a la Cheesecake Factory, Saks Fifth, Apple and Sean John...........all the pilgrims may scare me but i'm used to being on the Mayflower.............

(finished this post at 2:13)

Yeah..............

Kung Fu Panda really sucked I needed to reiterate that................

I Wonder................

Is it me or do gay people who finally come out to their parents recieve sympathy gifts, its as if being gay is a disease and their parents feel the need to wanna work for the Make A Wish Foundation all of a sudden...........I was thinkin of tellin my mom and dad I was gay this just so they could fill up my gas tank this week..................ehhhh

Kung Fu Panda.......

Ok the movie sucked i only laughed 5 times and that was after the damn movie was over......NT lyin and sayin this shit was hilarious, ha........The best part of the movie was when i tripped down the damn steps...............

Besides the movie white people are everywhere at an all time high.............Oh my counterpart chalked up the L on this one me 2 her 1............