Best Shoe Ev-R.................

Bloggin at work is Grand....................

The Origin...............

Thats where the new title derives from....................

Outside Indoors????? Indoors Outside..........

How come white people like to bring the outdoors inside..............the only trees Ns like to bring in the house.................well you already know the answer to that but i've seen in some homes 7ft trees as soon as i walk in the door, go in the kitchen and all along the ceiling theirs plants with animals feeding on them on the wall.........leaving the kitchen, headin to the living room i had to hop over some rocks and a stream, the damn dog is confused as hell cause he doesnt know whether to pee in the house or not...........i look out to the padio/deck whatever-have-you and thats where all the damn furniture is.............we go outside to sit on the sofa and love seat (which is facing the house).....the guy said "Tommy Boy, the view inside is never as good as the one outside"......i chuckled to myself a bit said "ha-ha-ehhhhhh" and continued to swat the flies, gnats and mosquitoes...........

I loooooooveeeeee........

I loooooovvvvveeeee how white people treat their dogs better than their children........their kids run around wearing clothes they wore in 6th grade as a freshman in HS, while their dogs have Eddie Bauer Doggy Vests, Kobe beef doggy biscuits, diamond studded dog collars and their cage is shared with their child(ren)..................The funniest thing is seeing the child with one of those backpack leashes and the dog is runnin around as free as Vick.....................Marcus that is..............

Remember Me............

Gotta love her diving for the pole..........

Celeb-a-likes..............

Its fucked up but so is both of their sets of teeth so it evens out......................

Troy........BBC.........

Troy what up King........I looked out.................peace god

Lies..............

Am i the only one that sees someone they know and tell them "yo you should hit me up sometime or we should go out" and never follow through with it...............

Dumb Ns.................

Why is that some people when they read something if its more than 2 lines they move on to the next thing.....................

Sooo Ummmm.......

Was with some friends last night at CiCis and on the way out, one of them gave a young (old) homeless lady money.........as we got in the car she looked in her purse for her $50 bill and that got me to thinkin would you go back to a homeless person and say "soooooo, yeahhhhh umm we're gonna have to dumb that 50 down to a 20......i mean gas is off the charts, plus i mean you dont even have a car, so technically i kinda need it more than you do........."

To Celebs............

I'd feel more comfortable if you didnt endorse Pontiacs, Toyotas and Fords and sponsor the real shhhhh you drive the "Lex Coupes the Beamers and the Benz" word to Lost Boyz............

Why...............

Why do niggas fill out applications to not turn them in........................???!?!?!??!!????

Niggas Cant Be..............

Ns cant be interns, first of all no N that i know is ready to wake up before God does to go to a job that doesnt pay them........plus slavery ended in 2008 word to Obama and invisible checks cant get cashed at Bank Of Americas at least in Virginia.......for example, give DayQuan the option of spending the summer earning $15 an hour as a plumber’s side nigga or makin Gilberts Jersey (0) answering calls at a Telemarketin Spot, shit the only way you gonna get DQ (thats what the streets Ns call em) to take the Telemarketin job is if theres a bunch of Bs that look like Paula Patton or Leila Arcieri (please google them now to fapp)........any nigga thats workin for free is either named Condoleeza Rice or 'Uncle' Clarence Thomas............The only internship that all niggas have gone through is being their parents remote............."DayQuan get yo ass in here and change to the Wire"

Nigga You Too Pro Black..........

So theres some Ns out here that are too black for their own good.............

Ns out here askin.............."well why all the things that gotta be healthy, nutritious, good, etc gotta be white?!?!?!....milk that is white makes your bones that just also happen to be white healthy, right?!?!?! Your teeth that just coincidently happen to be white need toothpaste to maintain there porcelain white exterior, right????? then theres white paper, ppl arent buyin black paper, the only way we win the paper battle is cuz the majority of pens use black ink and white ppl have figured out a way to make every color of the crayon to keep black from being the number one ink used"

I obviously agreed but then i responded "so you'd rather brush your teeth with black toothpaste!!!!! or drink a thick black liquidy substance that rivals oil to keep your bones strong, chill out Malcolm Luther Farrakhan at least you have have Black North Face jackets, Black on Black Air Force Ones and black tall tees..........."

SMH to the fullest.........

Gratzi..............

Appreciate the L_O_V_E Ms Keeton you didnt have to do this, that fact that this is spreadin by word of mouth is all i wanted so with that bein said you get the Young Jeezy stamp of approval salute...............

What Up Rhett.....................

A special whats up to the Realest dude in it (whoa!) Rhett..............

He said " i see the blog hahah shits halarious"

Hearin that from him def solidified my blog so i apprecite that........

Hola Nicki hope all is well in the R.....................

Soooo You Wanna Do What..........

Why is that hoodrats, chicks that date dough-boys/dealers etc wanna go legit..........Do you not understand you cant graduate from Hoodrat to GoldDigger to Legit................you're obviously not understanding your role in life, lemme help you a bit..................your position/role is to gobble a lil dick here and there, shake ya fanny pack when asked to, fetch some fiends for the fix and take care of the kid(s)...............no one asked you to get a job, go to school and realize you have the option to think............these girls wanna get an education now, bitch you cant enroll back in Middle School to pass the 7th grade, its just not goin down like a black girl on prom night.............So now that we've gotten that straightened out, buy your little fake LV/GUCCI/D&G bag etc from the Ching Chong nigga at Wok & Roll and push your 08 Lexus whatever-whatever to pick your 4 kids and pray your bf dont get shot or knocked........SMH the nerve of these bitches, you dont see drug dealers goin back to get they GED them Ns say fuck that shit and try to get a rap deal duuuuuuhhhhhhh............................

Comical.............

Rick Ross

"I'm the biggest fraud that you seen thus far"

Second to last is the funniest one on the page.........

NIGGA YOU CRAZY..................

Soooooo the man in green said something asinine, absurd, ludicrous, insane, crazy, dumb, unethical, immoral, off the wall etc.........................."I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself"................Nigga are you crazy.............lemme calm down first and foremost the only reason you have the chip is because you had/have number 5 and times 4 to the previous number stated.....................both of which are proven Ns in the league........the man in purple had 2 Ns that disappeared quicker than a white girl in a room full of pedophiles................SMH

(Edit:BTW we all descend from the highest exalted one (MJordan) so in essence theres no real Ns in the league that can claim the best, MJs legacy holds his best player rank for another 50yrs)

Bring It Back (Whoa!).............

Rock N Jock sports owned my childhood....................

The Better Days of MTV..............

We all remember Beavis and ButtHead and Daria but these were some of my fave toons from MTV...............

(Didnt Make the Cut)...................

IF you look closely you can see a meticulously placed US flag upside down in the ching chong buffet kitchen..................

Go see StepBros...................

UNneccessary..................

Is it really neccessary to have your favorite sports teams flags atop the windows on your car.............you like you're on your way to a retirement home in Boca Raton..................(dumb Ns)

Do You...........

Is anyone else ever frustrated when someone in front of you in line at the store writes a check......................

Yeah Right.................

To me "The Filth" (Police) in sidecars equals me not takin them seriously.................on a side note why the nigga gotta be in the side car, what he doesnt have a license???????????.....................typical Ns.......................

For the Hustlers................

So i was at the mall mindin my Ps and Qs and this N approached me on some rah-rah type shi.......sayin "yo you need them bootleg DVDs or need them new CDs i got you.....4 for 10".......so i'm like word, damn i ant got no cash but do you accept credit tho.......................then he just proceed to give me this incredulous look...................

For Ms Keeton......................

Courtney this is what i felt when i read this post on your site............................

LMAO......

So I work with a wonderful lady named Ashley........Her and an Associate that works for us were goin over what they should get from the Ching Chong place, Ashley says "should I get beef and broccoli or general Toe-Sos Chicken"
She insisted on saying that "that was the correcting way to say it and that none of the Chinese ppl said that I was saying it wrong" I said obviously they're not gonna tell you it's wrong cuz they're too busy in the kitchen laughin at your ass........... Well she goes on to say "well they shouldn't sell it if we can't pronouce it!!!!"

........The Sun God.............

(My fave pic)

Man Lex this is too powerful, i was gonna leave a comment but i'll uppercut the silver box a la Mario and 1 up that and make a post instead............Ns dont understand how they have it, cats be askin me where'd you get this whered you get that, and i'm like dont even worry about my possessions, worry about what you gonna do to possess another blessed day on this planet god..........kids out here runnin around tryin to be the next this and the next that, thats not you, find your wealth,.........Its funny all the BS that goes on in my world still when someone asks how you doin i always reply "i'm alive and in fairly good health so i'm good"...............

I Knew It...................

An avid reader (appreciate it) of the blog and i sat down and conversed over my site and the fact that i think its somewhat racists but oddly enough she doesnt................She said that all of my "Things Ns Love, Things Ns Should Stay Away From, Things White People Loathe" is all part of an underlying message............She said "you're not out to exploit Niggas/Pilgrims problems or flaws but that you're out to show us (the reader) the traps of the system and what we need to learn from"...............I was like damn she gets it, she sees what this shit is all about.....I cant be a NaS fan and not teach yall anything.....................She also said the inner white girl in her is black (shes black) so take that however you want................

Nigga Interrupted.............

So i'm talkin to my fol-folks at work and i'm poppin jokes about this guy at the register and we're all laughin and the dude at the register (with the button down, slacks and HOUSE SLIPPERS) looks back and starts laughin, i'm thinkin to myself stupid N we laughin at you.....then i go to FinishLine half hora later and me DiJon startin yappin about Batman and this lightskinnedid'ed N start sayin "oh The Joker made the movie and blah blah blah" starts askin us all these Qs about the movie.........i'm like how you gonna frogsplash into our conversation...........random ass Ns for the L.............

Birds and the craBEEs.................

Today at Targe't this child was like "mommy look the crabbies and the octopussy"....the mother was like "come on honey".....the child was like "mommy i want the craabies and the octopussy" she starts whining "mommy I WANT THE OCTOPUSSY" the mother was like "stop makin up your own words, you're makin me nervous"............

R&B Ass Ns..............

Dont know why it took 9yrs to figure out that "R&B niggas get all the ass" (THEY ALL SOUND LIKE WOMEN......The Neyos, Dreams, Ryan Leslies, LLoyds etc they all sound like XX chromosomes............i get it now..............

Today (So far.....)

I make Norfolk look so good...................

This is the pose that everyone does when stop into the store its too funny...............

This big ass NorthFace was callin my name i had to put it in and looke "Foolish" word to Carlos "Shawty Lo"..............

Before the rain.....................

Yesterday...........

This young lady and her sister were dancin all up in our windows, her father had he nerve to say we should pay him fro her dancin bringin us customers.............HA.......

I have more pics of this store but i'll save you the laughter, but i had to pick a Tee for our DJ (SDot, performs at Peppermint on Sarturdays)

You already understand the sanitized steps...........

Thank god i'm comfortable with myself to do this........(theres other pics floatin around the net)

I was sooooooooooooohungry last night, so at 1230 i went to Wendys and well you see the results...................