Last Expression

SMH, i hate wakin up knowin this man runs our country.......



I know ladies, my sentiments exactly........

Expressions (Part4)

"...we came from behind, we showed everything we had out there, i'm uhhhh.... just as stunned as my boys, we really should have pulled this one out, but you know in life you cant take them all so.... we're gonna go home learn from this and move on...."-Coach for #$#%$#%$ (I cant put this man on blast)
What no pause........
........I'm waaaaaaaaaaaiting

Expressions (Part3)

When i found out Madea (Tyler P) and Vanessa Williams are bumpin crotches........SMH......tsk tsk tsk.... you could do so much better VWill

Expressions (Part2) Outkast

"We're both working on solo records, then after we finish those we're gonna do another Outkast album."-3Stacks (Andre)

I felt......

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss............................




Two SOLO projects................



Awww thats why yall blazin every track.........buildin that buzz cuz Idlewild, ehhhhh.......

Expressions (Part 1)

These were my expressions when i found out Lil Mama and Souljah Boy were heading a tour soon...........SMH

Dukes OUT

.......Duke fans i know ya miss me.......(Go Heels)

"...I need a ninja for this black cloud to follow, cause while its over me its too dark to see tomorrow..."-NaS

This is what i had to go through to get home from Kempsville Park from ballin with some lame @$$ ninjas (for those who i care, i won the 1st lost the next 2, got my KB24 on until ninjas was playin like RomperRoom.......aint no time for that!!!) Hope yall enjoy the pics.....clarity baby clarity

iLovers

To my iPhone heads out there, Adobe is hopefully, HOPEFULLY, gonna support the phone with Flash soon, dont know why the eff it took soooo long (i actually do know why) but hey my motto is 'you lose some, then you lose again' (random) hopefully 1.1.5 blesses us, i mean it already Trumps every fone on the market by far anyway, trust, by far!!!!!, so much that i'm gonna relate everything to the iPhone world, i may call my kids iFrancis or change my govt to iTommy sounds iHot

Celeb-a-likes

I dont care this shish is funny to me, dont care what yall say, strap a goatee on Serena and shes servin touchdowns instead of match play (no pause)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO

Funniest shish of the night (12:20 btw)

I'm on NT and they have a choose "this or that" post and i'm readin everyones post and someone asks

"Roxy Reynolds or Ice La Fox?" (Pornstars....i only know cause.....ok whatever)

(Ice La Fox's body seems to be bulimic towards clothes thats why theres no body pic)

The previous persons avatar of some sexy female said

"ILL PICK U :-/"

Sun responds

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your role homie..... That's not me in my avy, I'm a dude. "

(BTW its 1:32 now)

"...yeah my n!@@a color of glue..."-Raekwon

"...yeah my ni@@a color of glue..."-Raekwon, I love that Rae line, in essence it means its white, but to those of the pharmaceutical field it means coke, crack, angel dust, Acapulco gold, nose candy, etc, and thats just what the Jordan Brand line cooked of for us this October, the Air Jordan III (Blk/Red/Cement) is droppin for the 4th (88, 94, 01 previously) time and i'm so anxious to throw my palms on em, i can recall having them in 94 when they first retroed with the sickest box in life (look it up.....ok i did you a favor http://www.air-randy.com/images/jordan%201%2094-1.gif), my mom bought a 5.5 i think by that 95 summer i was a size 6, i wore the shish out of them, leadin to the hole on the right toe on the sole and my dad the shoe killer that he was Michael Vick'ed (dogged em LOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO) them shishs ( he also deceased my Penny Is Wht/Royal :-( ) i have the 01 retroes but once again they're donezo (Laguna Beach reference) too

Things No One Wants to Here

• Its your baby.......


• I'm pregnant......


• I'm a man......


• You owe........


• Baby cryin


• Adults cryin


• You've been evicted........


• We sentence you to.........


• You're fired/We're gonna have to let you go/We're goin in a different direction/This isnt working out


• Police sirens (flashback to all of last year for me)


• Theres something wrong with your check/we're not gettin paid this week


• Ex GF around your new GF


• Dogs barkin unless your Vick


• Clogged toilets


• Cancelled credit/not approved


• A fax machine


• Rottery dial


• Macy Gray/Akon/T-Pain


• Polyester pants


• Flip flops


• Velcro


• Chewing/smackin


• Sniffling


• Poppin gum


• Shoes that have wet soles


• Chics who fake it


• Candy wrappers


• Balling up trash


• Breathin too hard
  
• Lil Wayne/Soulja Boy/Flo Rida/ eff it damn near anything mainstream


• Fran Dreschers laugh


• Factory ringtones


• DJs talkin over the effin record


• You've got.......(insert venerial disease)


• We're sorry to interrupt your program......


• GDubya


• Other people having sex


• YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX


• I want a divorce (thats for you Micah {red light}, hey youre single now live it up God)


• Heres whats wrong with your car.........


• Heres whats wrong with you......


• Youre not qualified for this position........


• (Signifigant Other)......oh i dont do that.......(My face turns into the Onyx logo when i hear that)

Office Max wants mill-yinssssss (a yard to be exact)

Yalls boy Office Max (I call em that cuz the kid NaS made him get a desk job after Ether) has been shoppin that 'Carter Music Group' label for a minute now, the palabra on the street is this ninja wants a 100mill and joint venture to start, "pardon me i had to laugh at that"-JayZ is the first thing that came to my mind when i heard that and apparently the pilgrims at DefJam and Warner felt the same

2 Double O-8 KKKlan Inductees

"...I'm not against rap, i'm not against rapp-erssss, but i am against those thugs..."-Bush-1
Deloris Tucker (above) was against it all

Do i really have to say why............

Adio mio (OMG)...........if you havent heard the comments

Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) If you dont know what i'm speakin on think Hurricane Katrina...........I dont care if you black or white on this

Uggghhhhhhhh and i loved 'Seinfeld' too....clown

Anti-semitic rants..........tsk plus 2 more

Who Can Get Away with the N Word

Oprah........Only cause she could buy the word doll it up and make it fashionable




Angelina Jolie is savin more black babies than a Doctor near a Carter (crack house for those not of my era)

See the guy in the background, this gentleman made him rich (Phil Knight former CEO of Nike INC)

Kim Kardashian......shes blessed enough brothers to make Pastors, Preachers and corner ho's jealous

KFC ninja....KFC

Bill Maher can slide only cause he took Superhead off our hands for a spell and apparently he's with New York from I Heart NY

Self explanatory........why does he have that look like he just knocked off Beyonce and he dares you to ask him about it

Mariah.........Shes been around more rappers than Russell Simmons and JLo combined (now thats sayin somethin)

GDubya.....only cause he's been usin it his whole adult life. ("Condoleeza I told Colin Powell i dont fuck with them niggers like that"

Tiger...........whos on his right our left.......

Phil Jackson, whos on his left our right..........he better not call Mike that tho

Niggas Who Cant Use the Word Nigga Anymore

First off we have Colin Powell...He went to war for Bush-1 (2 is pictured tho), he coulda said no, 'nough said, therefore n-word privileges revoked.......(the label for this pic said 'Colin Powell selling out' lmao)

Next up IceT, i'm not disgruntled hes with CoCo, nope just mad at "fuck the police" to

(BTW if you've done your homework he was a cop in NewJackCity and Law and Order i think)

Moving on we have Condoleeza Rice who has helped more white people succeed than the NHL, Grammy Commitee and Country Music combined(Thats how many ninjas shes slept with by the way ^^^^zero)

Next we have black police officers, this is somethin near and dear to my heart since i was in and out of jail the latter part of 07 and former of 08, nothings worse than hearin "nigga youre under arrest" takes me back to the 1800s if you ask me

Other than Charles Barkley, black republicans, clowns......SMH (Not NaS and Office Jay neither)

Old black people, yeah youve been oppressed and all but damn addin nigga to EVERYTHING....SMH (ex. I'mma vote for that nigga, but the nigga niggafied whatever niggerific chance of winnin the race with the nigganomics of the niggafication (sorry if it sounds Jesse Jackson like)

Self explanatory......this nigga keeps effin it up for other

Ahhhhh Michael Jackson (pause), hey he turned himself white, said this bein black thing is a lil too tough for me, nough said.........niggas aint believin in vitaligo (Jordans in the pic also cause he has my bordeaux VIIs on.... hold up why he starin at that mans crotch{red light})