"Damn".......

Customer-"oh snap you got an iPhone"

Me-"naw this just a cheap palm pilot"

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

School Supplies..............

Back in the mid-90s heres a look at what every kid needed to be strapped (prepared) for school

A quick DYK......i failed this test 3X's

Its purpose is still the same.............complete the fit

It was mandatory to have one of these with all the items you wanted circled..........

I had a Raiders one..................

Second best Nike/AnyBrand shoe of all watches.........................

My mom brought me these home in 6th, (i'll still have them i'll take pics later) fucked up my life to this day..........

Lunch $$$$ whether you got bopped for yours or not, this was needed.............plus bringin a lunch was/still gay.................

Striped Polos.........:pimp

Leets just say if you didnt have one........................SMH.................

Laugh Dammit Laugh...........

(WHOA!) @ all 3hree

Justified...........

It annoys me to no end when ppl are like "oh i've befriended 3 black people" "i like Tiger Woods" "i work with 2 black people (not enough btw)" "i watch 30mins of RapCity a week" "i play basketball" or "i've had a black girlfriend" to justify their relationship with blacks or black culture............I dont jog around here sayin "My credits as great as Steve Jobs" "my vacation to Turks and Cacaos was absolutely fantastic" "i've slept with 3 white girls" or "i've been arrested by nothing but white cops i can DEFinitely relate to white people"........SMH

On My Mind.................

Micah! you've obtained 38 wack points for even thinkin of wantin to see Swayze (sp)................anywho.....

I've dated a few girls (alot) and i've always had great relationships with their parents.........here are a few things i've always wanted to tell their parents................

Your daughter got a fat ass....................

Your daughter shoulda tried out for gymnastics..................

Shes good at holding her breath for long periods of time..............

She wasnt screamin cause she saw a spider.....................

Thats probably not shampoo on the pillow...................

The toilet may be jammed from the rubber items in it................

The foods not good those are just my hand job faces.........................

and last but not least...........

Thank You.................

Catch the Faux Pas.................

My A-Alike...............

Its still the summer of George............

Truth............

Scarves in the summer transcend wack................(if this young lady sees this tell her i said i found her upper lip and her breast)

Terrence...............

Terrence Lamar Britt if you get a WackBerry i WILL disown you as my son...............

Sucker for Love.........

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Pharrells First Album.................

The government depicted above (this is how see them in my head, a bunch of pilgrims gathered around discussing nothing relevant {i'm STILL not racist}) never has answers................but then agian we never question them, why is half of my check on their front door step, what are we at war for, why dont people have jobs, where are the cures you're shielding from us, why are police pullin me over for not havin a license and not gettin their co-workers for shooting someones father/son/brother on the corner.................are they really trying to fulfill prophecies with 9/11 and Katrina, we're all confused so we neglect it but why am i gonna vote when the $$$ thats taken out of my check has yet to fix a school, has yet to provide books, has yet to get a N a job, has yet to get Ns off the corner......we sellin rocks, robbin Ns, out here doin wrong cause the legit way aint feedin nobody...............let that relax on your thoughts for a bit........

Hi Haters......

I love how niggas try to down the iPhone like "oh I coulda had one but I didn't like"...... So in lamens that means you couldn't afford it???? Or "oh it's too complicated"......."the blackberrys better!!!"......"I'm waitin on (fill in the blank) to come out".......denial is not only a river ya know........

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Motherfuckin Needed....................

Flight Lites....................

If........

If you're a male and have hawaiian necklaces around your rearview mirror (and youre not hawaiian) you're officially gay.......

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Reasons Why You Have No Comments............

(I'm usin this pic to sum up all of my WTF posts gratzi LB)

Your blog sucks..................theres no punchline for that shit......................

The Layout Sucks.........please do us all a favor and work on your interior design, i've grown tired of seeing words on a black or white back drop.......womp womp........

You Aint Sayin Shit/Contents Irrelevant/Its Not Worded Properly.....................................self explanatory.........

You're Black................truth..............

Theres No Pics/Vids..........i know its unfortunate but hey do like Lu and dumb it down...................

You're Personalitys wack..............goes along with the irrelevance theme.........but in essence you're boring...........

No Friends..............once again self explanatory.................

You're Blogs Another Niggas Blog......You cant hijack NahRight, ConcreteLoop, Hypebeast, Ye, HighSnob, Supertalk and OKP all day can you???????.......dont answer that cause apparently you can, we already know about them, tell us about YOU.............

No Ones Checkin for Ya...................

Cats & Dogs Comin Soon................

Click pic to listen.....................

?.........

Why do white people look so awkward on BET??????????

Aloha Ahui Ho (Goodbye) Lola....................

"Number 1s headed off to VCU, thirsty Ns please kill ya self on site.....shes taken!!!!!!!!

WTF..................

As told to from Samantha aka Lola Blu'

To set the scene the hood was activated in the store todat (all men, NeYos type)...........so i leave to go to the bathroom (Cranberry Juice) and leave Samantha all by her lonesome..............

"So this guy says to me 'you like me????' "

"I told him no i have a bf already......he said 'usually girls who dont like me lie and do want me'"

"I showed him my ring and all and he tells me 'awww thats ok you look built for a nigga like me'"

Tsk tsk tsk at the audacity of Ns these days...............................

What Up Lola Blu'

She put that big A stain up there on my shish..........................

Worked on this..........

for Lola Blu'.........................

This Ones Def Passin Up the Mike Vick Camp.....................

This should keep PeTA off my anal (whoa!) for a min..............................

How Come............

How come a certain race likes to take their time getting across the street.................every N i know that sees a car coming rushes to get out of the way..............

Calling all XX Chromosomes...............

Although summers almost over please lotion those ankles and heels, theres nothin worse than a fine feline and i pan down and it look she got on crew socks with her heels................

Jimi was a RockStar...............

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Old Ns..........

Excuse the Hidden racism but this is hilarious.....................

Dear White People................

Dear White People,

Yes i agree Ns are an endangered species, but i feel like there is no need to observe our every move, action and verbiage............yes we are very obnoxious out in the wild, for what reason i dont know.......but if i'm takin out my trash theres no reason to stare as if M*A*S*H was canceled.............Can we please calm the nosey neighbor act to a minimum..........

Sincerely Yours

Mitch

Really...........No Really

Why do white people dress in the weirdest things to mow the lawn.......................The people in my old neighborhood usually mow theres in collared shirts........................ehh

Question........

If a transformer (tranvestite) who has gender reassignment has been married to a man for more than 3yrs does that qualify that man (husband) for the Lil Wayne award??????

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Al-Chemist

Check my boy EV and the little god that spits Ps verse is a nice touch.......................

Sooooo Really........

On a humid day on the 4th month of the year. _________ leaves his house a quarter to 3am after receiving a text message from a young lady wanting to fulfill a few fantasies for the Senator _______.......They meet at a hotel where the mistress is prepared to swallow the guilt of the scandalous affair along with a few other things (liquids)..........________ proceeds to enter the hotel where he is unscathed but the glares of Bells Men and Concierges that pass, as the sweat trickles down the side of his face he rushes to the nearest elevator where inside he wipes his brow and tries to slow his heart rate..........

Upon arriving to his mistress' floor, the Senator gathers himself and takes a moment to think about the regret setting in from this forthcoming fornication..........As_______ 's heart rate slows back to a calmer speed he knocks on the door where he is greeted by his younger suitor..........She greets him with a vigorous kiss in doing so she grabs _________ shirt and pulls it over his head where she reciprocates the effort and takes off her brazier.......

After hours of sexual acts that rival the Spice and Adam & Eve channel (or a Pamela Lee Sex Tape) _________ gathers his clothes accordingly.........He leaves the scene of the affair with the stinch of guilt, rushing back to his home where he has a Democratic Convention he has to attend to............Months fly by and ________ and the tabloids go on to assume that ________ has had an affair with a woman he's not married to........ Tabloids read "_________ leaves his ailing wife behind for the oral experts of a mistress"

Some say that they (tabloids) kept tried to keep this on the hush for as long as they could for fear that it may be detrimental to __________'s wife who is dying from an unknown form of cancer...................

So now that you've read that BS here are your options on who the blanks are..................all of which are relative Senators today.............

A) John Edwards

B) Barack Obama

C) Hank Johnson

D) Andre' Carson

Yes..................

The internet does get boring after a while.....................how much porn can you look at and how much music can you pirate..........................

Prepare to Laugh...............

The finale with Zab Judah is hilarious.................

"Aint gon be no kissin on the mouf"-PimpC

Dont You...........

Dont you think that Johnny Mnemonic was the prequel to the Matrix

My Essentials..................

All I need.................

Please oh Please.............

Why are you gonna ask for ID when clearly my motherfuckin picture is on the damn credit card..............

How come..................

How come in HipHop the more conscious/aware/political the artist is (i.e dead.prez, Wu-Tang, Nas, BlackStar, Common etc) the more white people love them..............

I assume being called "cracker, honky, pilgrim, Nazi and the man" became fashionable around the same time Nigger did...................

Past Two Days...............

I don tknow how the Eff these pics came out like this but nonetheless Red Robin, The Movies (saw PE again) and drivin home are all the pics depicted................Enjoy..................