On a humid day on the 4th month of the year. _________ leaves his house a quarter to 3am after receiving a text message from a young lady wanting to fulfill a few fantasies for the Senator _______.......They meet at a hotel where the mistress is prepared to swallow the guilt of the scandalous affair along with a few other things (liquids)..........________ proceeds to enter the hotel where he is unscathed but the glares of Bells Men and Concierges that pass, as the sweat trickles down the side of his face he rushes to the nearest elevator where inside he wipes his brow and tries to slow his heart rate..........
Upon arriving to his mistress' floor, the Senator gathers himself and takes a moment to think about the regret setting in from this forthcoming fornication..........As_______ 's heart rate slows back to a calmer speed he knocks on the door where he is greeted by his younger suitor..........She greets him with a vigorous kiss in doing so she grabs _________ shirt and pulls it over his head where she reciprocates the effort and takes off her brazier.......
After hours of sexual acts that rival the Spice and Adam & Eve channel (or a Pamela Lee Sex Tape) _________ gathers his clothes accordingly.........He leaves the scene of the affair with the stinch of guilt, rushing back to his home where he has a Democratic Convention he has to attend to............Months fly by and ________ and the tabloids go on to assume that ________ has had an affair with a woman he's not married to........ Tabloids read "_________ leaves his ailing wife behind for the oral experts of a mistress"
Some say that they (tabloids) kept tried to keep this on the hush for as long as they could for fear that it may be detrimental to __________'s wife who is dying from an unknown form of cancer...................
So now that you've read that BS here are your options on who the blanks are..................all of which are relative Senators today.............
A) John Edwards
B) Barack Obama
C) Hank Johnson
D) Andre' Carson
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