Beyonce since you wanna date JayZ you will have halitosis for life and will be banned from buyin Listerine, mints and toothpaste products (no need to ball up your face lil asian man it does smell like hot dog juice)
Heather Mills since you wanna take all of Paul Macs money you will have a lifetime yeast infection
Elliot Spitzer for cheating on your wife, you will have a blind black successor in the office of governor (yes he's blind and black and not named Ray Charles nor Stevie Wonder)
Hillary since you wanna be the most forgiving mo-fo in life you will receive courtesy muff dives from males (if youre into the women thing they can accomodate that too) at Lewinsky INC and you will superman that ho (Yooooouuuuuuuuu)
Martha Stewart since you successfully finished your bid in Rikers and didnt puss out like ParisHilton you are allowed to use the word nigga, you will approach Pauly Shore and tell him he is a bitch ass nigga
Kobe Bryant since you wanna cheat on your wife with some random mud duck you will be forced to give me a lifetime supply of your sneakers (Nike!!!, eff adidas) each signed, you will let me beat you in one on one and i will also sleep with your wife (its only fair)......(well if youre gonna get all upset you can watch geez)
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that pauley shore thing was a publicity stunt. It was actually to promote a new DVD he has coming out where he's showcasing young up & coming black comedians... remember when he FAKED getting punched in the face by some random crowd member?
side note: I heard rumblings of JKidds wife actually cheating on him too... and she wasn't the finest bball wife.. that title belonged to kobes's piece..
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