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Here are the different types of blacks i know (ladies are next)
Down low brothers.......these cats are DL so you dont really suspect them til you see certain tendencies arise such as
-rockin du-rags with the cape
-that happy look in their eye you'll know it when you see it
-they rock the baggiest shit but then something be off like they got an earring in they right ear
-they get to close to other N's
-they dont EVER mention women
-theres only 2 women they love their mother (barely) and Da Brat..
-they always be lookin at you even in a room full of women
-they always wanna know your opinion on things
-their cornrows never take a day off

Intellects....these N's always wanna dress up theyre very easily spotted unlike DL brothers
-wanna drive Altimas and Maximas, anything that ends with Mas because mas is better
-they not only finished HS they said eff it and finished college too
-they only hang around each other on some secret society shish a la DL brothers
-they wanna wear suits everywhere, the mall, dates, athletic events, pajama parties,etc
-the only women they respond to are Intellects like themselves
-the only sport they did in HS was track
-theyre favorite albums are '3ft High and Rising' 'Midnight Maruaders' and anything from Arrested Development
-they're always in Express
-they wanna wear a blazer with EVERYTHING

Hipsters......these cats are always up on game
-they always have the illest streetwear
-their shoes are dumb exclusive
-their clothes are slimmer than most
-they always have a fresh hair cut game
-they dont like rap only golden era HipHop
-they know mad asians
-they never shop at the mall
-they pay very close attention to detail in everything
-they all have iPhones

HypeBeasts.........not necessarily a bad term or phrase but we're gonna look at the weaker version, they wanna be like hipsters first of all so......."just like Brandy she just wanna be down"-Tupac
-they have the tight pants but a 3x tee
-they have B-List celebrity shoes lower level SBs, GR Jordans that nobody wants, GR Dunks, GR blazers
-they rock Blac Label, Ed Hardy and all that Rocker BS
-they rock V necks everywhere
-still wearin slip ons
-they try so hard not to match
-they shop at Hot Topic,PacSun and for graphic tees
-they all have SDK2s or 3s
-wallet chains a la Jim Jones

Thugs.......gangsta ass Ns
-Timbs in the summer
-they dont drive no where, theyre driven places
-they only pay with 20s 50s and 100 a la Mexicans
-they remain in the street
this list is short cuz real Ns stay in jail/prison

Rocker.....a very endangered species with the hypebeasts shopping at HotTopic and all
-crazy peircings
-Jnco jeans with 40 wallet chains
-theyre in the military
-the only RDs theyre concerned with is KSwiss and the HT herman monster joints
-theyre still into Dungeons and Dragons
-they hang out at Pizzerias
-always got a backpack on

Fruity N's......self explanatory RecognizeYourRelevance