Mall Moves

Mall moves are performed daily even when you arent in the mall, see if these symptoms look about right for ppl who perform 'mall moves'

Standin in line.........if i'm in line please dont paintbrush my shoulders with yours, get ya Onyx on and 'Bacdafucup' why must you be so close, we're not goin anywhere, dont graze my arms, back the eff up off my neck, stop breathin on the nape of my ish like you my GF, i need a fats man length {pause} between us, i need that Karl Malone elbow room aggin damn

Walk and Stop.......you ever walk behind someone and theyre walkin acting like theyre tourists to the mall and suddenly stop like oh whats in this store, or you're walking behind someone and they notice someone they know and just effin stop right the F there, post up and engage in convo........(Onyx face)

Children that cut you off.....these little bastards have the nerve to just walk next to you, then walk in front of you and slow down then speed up again on some Nascar shish

Children on leashes...........SMH we all know slaverys not over but please stop goin and performin that shit in person......let that lil mo-fo be bad.....you did it

Customer Service.......stop approachin me askin "wheres yankee candle" or "wheres williams sonoma'......bitch i dont know, recognize the stereotype i'm only here for shoes, fitteds and to post up and degrade women from afar just so when the close enough, preach that game like reverends, DIG!....dig

Food Court Lines........why does every major fast food spot have a line that's crooked as hell and you get into it and cats be like excuse me......snooty motherfuckers!!!!!!

SMH, Brothers that be posted up outside stores.....why, you dont shop at the Gap so why you standin in front of it with 9 of ya goons, you scarin the shish outta white people man, talkin that "oh you goin in there???? yeah lemme get an argyle cardigan....in a 4X muh'fucka......" SMH

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