5.06.2008

Things White People Should Look Forward To.......

Ahhhhh I'm back with another segment and this one is dedicated to the things that White People should look forward to..................

-A niggas probably not gonna marry your daughter but he more than likely will get her pregnant..............twice...................I'm sorry

-A black president, maybe not this year but i'm still optimistic....................

-Getting robbed.................gas is getting ridiculous and niggas dont care that they got mouths to feed, HA!, eff that, they worried about how they gonna get to weed spot..........so, Ms White Lady when you see me, not only should you clinch your butt cheeks but clinch that purse too...........

-HipHop............yall have taken over with this sing songy bullshit, proclaming Lil Wayne as the best rapper (hes not even the best in Rhode Island) but real n!gg@ rap is back word to PushaT.................

-No longer having flatty patties.........having a flat ass was cool in the late 80s and early 90s (it really wasnt) but now you have to embrace your posterior and use it for what its worth, hell get in the corner shake your new found fanny pack..........shit if you're lucky you might score a great golfer, confuse him and make him think its all about you......or a great rapper that in his prime was the coldest nigga ever talkin about killin cops.....once you shake that ass in his face "Colors" and "Fuck the Police" turn into "you have the right to remain silent, anything you do or say will be used against you in the court of law" (i mean what do you expect after hearing it 5 times your gonna remember it word for word geez).......



"Whooooooooos girl is this...the girl is YOURs, now shes mine shes mine shes mine"

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