Heres whats wrong with masturbation.................one, its not a team sport, dont you feel somewhat selfish not being able to share your pleasure with another, i feel that this act should not only be assisted by the opposite sex but hey add a friend, 3 for the price of 1 (no males allowed)......two, is it really neccessary to get completely naked to do this..........three, if you're not getting the job down in less then the time it takes Phil Collins to perform a song then there may be a problem with your plumbing..........four, self pleasure is like baseball there is no time limit.....five, afterwards do you ever feel like you wasted a nut and that you could have been doin something more important on your lunch break.............
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