Shit That No Longer Works..........

Things that refuse to clock in.....................lets get started..........

GW hasnt worked since his daddy told him get Saddam....................then again he hasnt worked since George H was in office.............

The Big TV under the little TV........................

Naomi Campbells Rogaine.....i dont know where her hairline starts but she look like a conehead with a weave........

Pick Up lines..............they're done....the only reason shes laughin is cause this dude looks like Obama with a 92 Shawn Kemp box cut.................

Teyanna Taylors Comb..........her hair resembles a freed slave right now........she also looks like Mo'Nique..........................when she was a fetus....................