Why don't niggas......
-get a job
-stay educated
-get a BJ in private instead of back alleys
-get sick (i.e the flu etc)
-save $$$
-use condoms
-shave
-stay away from greasy foods
-get ahead
-know anything about technology
-smile
-say they truly love something other than a posession (a girls ass don't count)
-turn the volume down
-wear pastels
-know that we came in boats whipped and chained so why we need whips and chains???
-start with missionary then progress to doggystyle
-stop over using the word nigga
-play sports (contrary to what youre thinkin real Ns don't)
-like Lebron (nvm, the whole witness thing is why)
-get sleep
-upgrade from Nokia phones
-wear beepers anymore (it truly solidifies your thug)
-like wht ppl but date nothing but wht women
-know that wht women are "wht women" and aren't "straight off broadway" lololololol
-share the secret to how to burst on the folks with Timbs on (i was gonna say get they Marion Jones on but the whole doping and track star joke would probably go over niggas heads)
-stay home
-recognize the real world outside of jail
-use belts
-fight one on one
-have just one baby mama
I have more but.......
"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s
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