"Another............

.......Day another dollar my mother would holler, she said go and see the world for yourself and your brother should follow........."-NaS

Chill thirsty nigga shes jailbait

Need i say anything..........

Once again jailbait.................





"Street Dreams" usin up all our anytime minutes.........








Ended up stoppin by Brians crib.......pause..........to see what him and the boys were up to................

Follow Up......

To Below.............(pause)......btw Erin you still have yet to tell me what you want for your tattoo.........Troy what did you need me to draw aagin, i didnt forget you on the thank you list god i still got you...................(pause)

What I've Been Workin On......(Art-Wise)

Hola's to Ms Vazquez for being my muse on this one........its not quite Brett Favre'd yet (finished) but you get the picture..................sad that everytime i tell a girl i draw or whatever theyre like o'rly and i'm like "yeah, you wanna go to my place, you play Kate Winslett and I play Leo DiCaprio and i uhhhh draw you naked, wink wink......................"j/k j/k.........

The Kings Home...............

Yo.............i know yall tryin to see NaS at Toads Place (Richmond) next Thurs........................yeah yeah yeah i just saw the god in concert like 2-3wks ago but who cares.............

BTW................

If you dont have an iPhone you might as well take a cordless fone everywhere and obtain a beeper...............!!!!!!!!

Norfolks Inner Beauty..........

Crazy............

Decisions.........x2

For My Inquiring Mind..........

"MySpace Ns"-(PushaT)................why have a MySpace if your're gonna put the shit on Private.....................(MySpace sucks BTW, i'll give reasons later on)

ForePl4y................

I'm a big fan of intercourse, the adult version that is..................And i like foreplay just as much as the next person but heres a few things i'm not a fan of when it comes to the pre-game/lay-up line warm-up.................

I love when you whisper crazy actions in my ear but i just got you home after we both ate and ummmmm...................you dont have a toothbrush at my house so imagine how bad the side of my face is burnin after your lobster tail meal.........

I reward those who reward me.......a wise man (NaS) said on Dr KnockBoot that "you gotta make em bless you first like kazoontite".......so after i'm blessed like a baptism thats when i proceed to reciprocate the action but............if i descend down and the va-j-j smells like hot dog juice i will be forced to grab you by the pussy and throw you out the house.......................

This is HUGE (pause)................Ok lets get this straight if you take it on the face and wanna leave my residue on your face and insist on kissing me.............thats an issue.............i'm not one of your little gf's that you snowball with after every loads dropped off at the main corridor...............

BTW i dont like ashy titties...............please lather them up, i dont need to loosen your bra and see 2 ashy Larrys...................(pause)

Dont worry ladies i'll also make sure my hygiene is up to par................

Palabra.......(Means Word in Espanol)

I wanna thank everyone whos visited, whos a repeated reader/blogger, whos a friend and all for coming to my site and gettin to see my views on certain issues, biases, etc.............

To Eric, Micah! (that should be your trademark), Justin, Erin (I know you may be lurkin), Lex (what up king), Pusha T (Terrence), Jessica, Courtney, BAmbrose, DiJon, Ashley, my sister Kenya (your ba-bro done grown up so forgive the graphic language, i always wanted to live vicariously through you), Ant (i know you lurk too, you dont wanna admit it tho)

I wanna thank yall for havin me on yalls blog roll, to be truthfully honest i thought i was gonna lose all yall once i started pointin out niggas and pilgrims flaws.....................I have lost a few ppl with my site i wont mention em but hey my motto is you win some then you win again........................

So with that being said i.......

You..........................

SuperMan............

As a young buck word to cashville i was always fond of superheroes but one stood out in particular......Batman since the beginning of time has always been my favorite superhero, this N has no super powers, he cant fly at will and he gets all the ladies..............Anywho once again i got early passes from the god Micah! (peace king) to see the Dark Knight................I'll let ya know how the movie is manana...................

Athletically Inclined........

Why the hell do ESPN, CBS, NBC etc have old these washed up athletes as broadcasters...........them Ns sucked at the sport they played why am i gonna have any reasoning to believe why so and so is a number one prospect or that so and so is gonna take the chip, when were and did neither...........

Interlude.................

Why does AT&T have HP cpu's and not Macs.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sheryl Swoopes gay as a motherfucker.........

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Gratzi.............

(If you look closely thats obviously a 1st Gen)

Thank You Steve Jobs i appreciate my new iPhone 2.0 Firmware Update its a godsend, the only thing missing is my check for all this damn exposure................

Is It Me or..........

I'm watching GW and i feel as if hes never confident with his speeches, i get the feeling that he's winging it most of the time...........when a reporter asks im a question he squints his eyes and takes a second to gather himself then the question, its actually comical.........then we he conjures up an answer and it never seems like a validated answer, i feel like they always have question marks trailing them......"Mr President how do you feel about the Economy"..............."Well i feel as if we're gonna make transitions to the positive?"...........If i were reporter that just graduated from Harvard Yale whatever have you i'd get the feeling this dude is beyond underqualified for the job........If i were to ask him about the oil refineries offshores, i dont want him to respond "well we gotta get out there and make holes in the shores and see what we've got".......I dont need you to tell me the childrens answer and do the hand gestures to follow your answers, i need a proper serious answer......................

Blk or Wht...........

How come Pilgrims love wearing all black and niggas love wearing all white..............

Its 3:20 what do you expect.................

Hawkee................

How come there are no black goalies in hockey.......we good at deflecting things, i mean look how long we've been deflectin our credit card bills.........we always where a mask how do you think we're so great at our B&E (breakin and enterin) game......we're used to holdin sticks (self explanatory).........dont get me started on the jerseys.............dodgin a puck aint no thang, son i've been dodgin my babies mama since 03 and she still cant in point my location..............we can guard things too, i've been guradin my paychecks from the IRS for yrs, how you think i got Lebrons on the Escalade............

Have You Ever.................

You ever have a conversation via text messaging and the convo speeds up then you're tryin to play catch up the whole convo................

Really.....I Mean Really.......

Whats with the stickers on the back of cars, are we that consumed by Nascar and Sponsorships that we treat our transportation as if were a Hannah Montana sticker booklet..................SMH............its beyond OD..................lemme know when Ns start gettin paid for endorsin all these stickers on their Geo Metros, Corrollas and HatchBacks.............

Interlude...................

Does anyone else fear kamikaze walkers...............these are the people who cant walk straight and when you attempt to pass they somehow manage to get in front of you to slow you down from where you need to be...................

Classic William...........

This along with Gettin Jiggy With It (NaS wrote that bet you didnt know) gets a pass from me......................

SideKick

I was talkin with my friend Troy and he kept insisting on I give him my iPhone he was like "I got a SideKick ain't no updates for that shit"

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Are You Kidding Me............ISS/SC

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Wow SoleCollector Now....this shit better be because of NT and if ol boy doesnt send my shoes i'm headin up to Jersey to throw hands...............

You Got an Eye Problen........

"You got an eye problem nigga, damn!!!!!! I'll give you an eye jammie"

Quite honestly i dont mind bein the only darkie in a room full of MayFlower descendants, but when the black ppl are lookin at you like you're out of place thats a problem, i havent recieved this many stares since i entered the girls bathroom in the Pentagon by mistake..........................

Platinum..............

This shit sold better than Lil Wayne and he's got all the AngloSaxons saddled up...................btw it did a Million in 3days thats Eminem type numbers..........

#1 and #2 Kings of All Time.......

Dont You Hate.........

So i'm here at Panera Bread and i'm mindin my business 1) cause i'm black and i love my minimal freedom and 2) if anything jumps off the first thing a pilgrim will say is "he was black, he had Nikes and did i mention he was black" but anywho sorry to digress, this black lady approaches me and offers me some BS about the Business of a Lifetime, my first assumption is theres a million plus 2 white ppl in here and you approach me of all ppl (maybe she felt more comfortable approachin a young urrban youth like myself) she hands me a Disc and is like look over this and tell me what you think..................so i gander at it and insist on makin it trash can material................

Please dont approach me with the bullshit.........we're not the 2 and i'm not the one...............

Street Dreams........

Wow..........

Interlude...........

Its LAPTOP, not LABTOP...........

Banned Camp...........from NikeTalk

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Weather Report....

Once again its called Weather Report cuz i'd make it rain and I'M NOT SPEAKIN DOLLARS....................

If I Were McCain.........

I'd tell all the Red States that being gay's ok.......only when you're a sexy female kissing/licking another female..........

I'd thank God every day i'm alive and that my respirator continues to work and that Viagras still in production..............

I'd get at Condoleeza and see if her assistance is as good as her Uncle Tom koonery...............

I'd call Baracks children "nappy headed hoes".................I'm gonna lose anyway...................

I'd go to an inner city ghetto and try to understand a niggas struggle.................prayin i make it out alive.....................

Get my first blow job..............

I'd blog all day and post on SuperFuture.com till 3am.........................

Join the mile high club..................and pray i dont get catch a stroke (pause)....................

Prepare for my Gone Fishin pics with Kenny and Charles ............

Understand that my penis pump is not broke, malfunctionin nor has a glitch and finally realize i'm white this is what i'm gonna have to poke with.................

The only way i'll win presidency is if i finally agree with people and say "damn that nigga bush was fuckin up"............

Make a list of all the fine women in the world over 50 and start knockin em down..............starting with Farrah.....................

Palabra............

What makes you think you can push a shopping cart in the mall....................and how in the world did you manage to get a shopping cart anywhere near the mall in the first place..................I aint gonna say what race is notorious for doing this.........(its not Color code 112s)

Interlude........

Maybe because my license is suspended beyond belief but why do Ns work on/trick out/fixup their Crown Vic's, Impalas, Taurus' etc to look like fuckin cop cars........these cats be creepin up on me all slow with their tinted windows puttin the fear of another Bush term in my heart.......you niggas cant be like Ice T and say fuck the cops and then turn around and wanna look like the Ns..................

All for the lols......I Hope

Goin back to my roots at Hoodtalk i was goin through the BHS section and i just happened to see this

Fuk You Pay Me Re: Gianna - put your big black dick between my boobs
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 12:12:44 am »
"...that nigga dick game on point... '

Damn i never really noticed how old the post was......but anywho theres no amount of pauses', no homos, Ayo's and Red lights that can save you from that shit..................

Weezy F......Whaaaa......

I'm at work right now and i've come to the conclusion that every nigga that comes into this mall wants to or does look like this clown........

Wardrobe..........

Do Military Ns all dress alike!?!?........how come all Service men (pause) where K-Swiss classics, JNCO jeans with 13 wallet chains, a Nauticus shirt and are listening to their iPods walking to the mall............

What I Miss.........

This pic is yours truly, before the "nigga this, pilgrim that" shit that you feel is portrayed all through out my site........ This was at the Basketball Hall of Fame in Mass, as you can see i was a Nike whore even at 9/10 yrs old (OG Air Raid IIs, Air Raid I suck) Os fitted, Emmitt Smith jersey (that was only cuz my old earth bought it for me Raiders all day Eric) and red shorts, in my right hand i'm holding a Michael Jordan poster that i purchased earlier to visiting his HOF locker (the poster i still have and is the Retro Card for the VIs)......This was one of my favorite moments ever spending with my dad, see i was just a young kid, innocent, oblivious and pure to what was around him, wanting to learn about every detail in every thing i touched, seen and heard........i guess what i'm trying to ramble on to is i miss those moments with my father.......I rarely speak to him, why? no reason but every year it seems like i find a way to disappoint the god by goin to jail, not goin to college, etc.......He's always givin me advice, bailed me out of jail, he's done everything he could for me and i'm never there to even say thank you........If you have both of your parents around cherish whatever they say they were once little Ns runnin actin up too............... I'll leave you alone after this one story........After i got out of jail in Feb my dad and i ate at Fuddruckers and he told me a story about how his father was never around and that he didnt meet his father (my grandfather) till around the time i was 3 or 4......Tellin me that my Grand Dad took me and my dad to a park where my grand dad played with me all day long........My dad told me that seeing me and my grandad that day he had pictured himself to get that feeling of having a father figure around.......Love ya Pop

Interlude.......

If you're straight edge does that mean you cant have sex?!?!?!?...........

To those that are straight edge i'm sory if thats a dumb question but straight edge to black people is driving to work on E or confrontin your bill collectors................

Lady K.........

Ahhhhh Lady K, been a fan since they premiered her vid for I Hate You So Much on 106 & Park in 99, shes from swaggerville USA (Harlem) and her name derives from the combo of her father's name, Kenneth, and her mother's name, Eveliss.......Erin you'd proud of this post..................Oh and shes married to everyones favorite Nigger (In stores July 15th)

Children Say the Darndest.......

At work today this guy was pushin around his daughter in her stroller and an asian gentleman walked by and the little girl said "are you a Jabowockee"........lmao

Interlude..........

Heres whats wrong with masturbation.................one, its not a team sport, dont you feel somewhat selfish not being able to share your pleasure with another, i feel that this act should not only be assisted by the opposite sex but hey add a friend, 3 for the price of 1 (no males allowed)......two, is it really neccessary to get completely naked to do this..........three, if you're not getting the job down in less then the time it takes Phil Collins to perform a song then there may be a problem with your plumbing..........four, self pleasure is like baseball there is no time limit.....five, afterwards do you ever feel like you wasted a nut and that you could have been doin something more important on your lunch break.............

What I Call White People..........

Hope you for one second didnt think since i did blacks racists names i wasnt gonna do whites ha! you're not exempt...........Sorry if this list is longer than the "blacks" one unfortunately i've been workin my whole life on this................i had 5 friends before this i'll prolly have 2 afterwards.................

-Anglo Saxons/Anglos (my fave)

-Pilgrims

-Color Code 112s (for those that know the Nike coloring system)

-Brooke Shields (for women)

-Pale Earnhardt Jr (for the men (pause))

-Sherbert Lover

-Red States

-Supremacist

-Nazi

-Brits

-Casper (could go for blacks also)

-Cowboys

-FEDs/CIA/ATF/DEA etc, all the alphabet boys...................

-Nascar Niggas

-Hockey Player

What WE Call Blacks.............

Theres so many terms to call black people, i'm gonna raddle down the list of what my people have been called, if you find this racists hey Fox News is on................wink wink..................

-Darkies (a la Boondocks)

-Niggas

-Negros

-Slaves

-Jungle Bunnies

-Porch Monkey

-JiggaBoos

-Ape/Gorilla/Monkey/Orangutan anything pertaining to a simian...............

What We Tell Women..............

As a man its in us to lie to the opposite sex to get whatever benefits us.................Heres a few things I've told women to get "fruits of my labor"...................

That looks good on you.........

Get whatever you want............

I definetly think that fits you, you should go with that one....................

This tastes soooooo good, how long did you slave over the stove and make this......................

That girl has nothing on you her breasts are too big......................

I'll pick up your pads from Eckerds...................

I'm all for womens rights, thats why i was gonna vote for Hillary........................

I looooove animals......................

I cant wait to have children.....................................

I hate when men dont listen to women....................

Porn disgusts me.............................

Set Backs.............

These Ns are settin us back years beyond comprehension for their actions.............aka Chicken George ass niggas...............

Soulja Boy-ok Baggy clothes tho!?!? (sounds like something Erin would say)

Wayne Brady-they based the WB frog off of him bet you didnt know that..........

K-Fed- this Ns exploiting black peoples flaws, no one wants to see that shit............

Nick Cannon-why do i feel like he should perform black face in his role on Wild'n Out, this N be beggin for lols, "change the name Minstrel Show and you gotta hit"........................

Hancock (pause).............

So we saw Hancock earlier today, and we both heard the squabbling from our friends that the movie wasnt good............eff that this shit was Hi-Larry-Us, i kinda felt this was the Will Smith i've always wanted to see on film (pause)........all he needed to end out the movie was a couple N bombs and a George Bush doesnt care about black people......best part of the movie was the kids cursing, Charlize Theron and the old bitch who said "i smell alcohol on you" and Will respondin "bitch i'm drunk"......make sure you stay at least 3mins after the movie trust you'll get ya $$$'s worth...................

Why........

Why must niggas insist......no i'm sorry feel the need to brag about their bitch when the girl look like Beanie Sigel...............i dont care if shes got a nice dumper or that shes gives off crazy energy.....if i wanted to sleep with Shabba Ranks i woulda got Shabba Ranks...............SMH

Diction-ary.................

Excuse me for being immersed in the new NaS Chapter in stores the 15th......

Anywho I've come up with a lot of sayings quotes so on and so forth....................

Heres a gander at what I've been using, inserting in conversation, et cetera (etc)

Terrence feel free to steal i've copywritten everything so i get paid now everytime you say my shit.....lol..................

(some of these sayings i've amplified so i'm not sayin i OG'ed everything)

Local-Term of in endearment for those who lead a promiscous life (i.e. hoe, slut, skank, mud-duck, whore, etc)

"Yo last at the club was crazy we met a couple locals and inserted our longitude for the latitude dance"

4 Letters-Abbreviated for the term "U Mad"

Used in response to anyone tryin to circumcise your rise................

Pause/AYO-Infamous phrases for any gay or homosexual comments or acts made........

"Yo son i took two of those last night"

"Pause"

Milk Box-Term used for those lacking or missing something.....

"Damn that nigga jump shot is milk box material"

Funky for the Junkies-Meaning to keep somehing exciting, fresh, new, etc

"Yo that dude Pook always keep that funky for the junkies"

Thats Shits Soap/Deodarant-Meaning I fucks with everyday

"That shit right there is that soap, i fucks with it every day"

Undefeated-Used to bring out the negative quality in something

"That nigga breath is undefeated"

"The dirt on this nigga neck is undefeated"

Assistance/Energy-Head, Brain, Blow Job, Oral, Felatio, so on and so forth

"Old girl was crazy, the nigg Pook passed her off, said her assistance was def needed"

Caucasian/Pilgrim/Color Code 112-Things meaning white.......nough said

"Awwww shit here come the pilgrims with badges"

What If I Were a Star......................

I was having dinner with a wonderful young lady and i thought to myself "what if i were a porno star.............waht would my name be......................."

LL Longitude Latitude

Lengthston Hughes

Long John McCain

Jimmy Johnson

Kurt Muscle

Spike Lee

A Rod

Notorious BIG

Wanted................

This movie was ill......it was so suprisingly funny, the shish looks mad serious in the previews but it hilarious.............best part of the movie is when Morgan Freeman says "Shoot that Motherfucker....." lmao, its sooooooo random.........but go see this movie asap.........................(we saw this before we saw Wall-E 3hrs earlier)........................

Wall-E......

I was def skeptical at first but this was suprisingly good......fellas def take a lady with ya to the movie, it will win you the minimum of 68 coochie points add a kiss and you know what that equals......................No crazy Lynnhaven stories btw.........

Nigger Hatred............

Time to celebrate, we got a classic

And in case youve been on or under the rock............

01. Queens Get The Money (Produced by Jay Electronica)

02. You Can’t Stop Us Now (feat. Eban Thomas of The Stylistics & The Last Poets) (Produced by Salaam Remi)

03. Breathe (Produced by J. Myers & Dustin Moore)

04. Make The World Go Round (feat. Chris Brown & The Game) (Co-produced by Cool & Dre & The Game)

05. Hero (feat. Keri Hilson) (Produced by Polow Da Don)

06. America (Produced by Stargate)

07. Sly Fox (Produced by stic.man of Dead Prez)

08. Testify (Produced by Mark Batson)

09. N.I.G.G.E.R. (The Slave And The Master) (Produced by DJ Toomp)

10. Untitled (Produced by stic.man of Dead Prez)

11. Fried Chicken (feat. Busta Rhymes) (Produced by Mark Ronson)

12. Project Roach (feat. The Last Poets) (Produced by Eric Hudson)

13. Ya’ll My Niggas (Produced by J. Myers)

14. We’re Not Alone (feat. Mykel) (Produced by stic.man of Dead Prez)

15. Black President (feat. Johnny Polygon) (Produced by DJ Green Lantern)

Shit You Wont Hear.............

Heres just a few things I WILL NEVER ever say, think, nor do............

Wow love thats a sexy unibrow you got................

I dont mind that shadow above your lips.............oh thats a moustache..............its ok! eh.......

Its ok Ciara, I know Bow Wow was used to it, just move your penis to the side i'll go for the butt......................

I loooooove suckin toes..................

Girl your face remind me of Beanie Sigel and Shabba Ranks...............

Which stomach roll.......alright I'll try my hardest............

Awwww you're eyebrows are fine.........they look like Brady Andersons sideburns..................

Girl I dont mind that you have no tits, it reminds of jail all over again......................

Shit That No Longer Works..........

Things that refuse to clock in.....................lets get started..........

GW hasnt worked since his daddy told him get Saddam....................then again he hasnt worked since George H was in office.............

The Big TV under the little TV........................

Naomi Campbells Rogaine.....i dont know where her hairline starts but she look like a conehead with a weave........

Pick Up lines..............they're done....the only reason shes laughin is cause this dude looks like Obama with a 92 Shawn Kemp box cut.................

Teyanna Taylors Comb..........her hair resembles a freed slave right now........she also looks like Mo'Nique..........................when she was a fetus....................

Interlude........

Thanks to all those who've shown love to the site, I dont really go outta my way to tell people about it, so the fact that word of mouth is makin my "Mental Internet Journal" relevant is a blessing........