Hawkee................

How come there are no black goalies in hockey.......we good at deflecting things, i mean look how long we've been deflectin our credit card bills.........we always where a mask how do you think we're so great at our B&E (breakin and enterin) game......we're used to holdin sticks (self explanatory).........dont get me started on the jerseys.............dodgin a puck aint no thang, son i've been dodgin my babies mama since 03 and she still cant in point my location..............we can guard things too, i've been guradin my paychecks from the IRS for yrs, how you think i got Lebrons on the Escalade............