OutAndAbout

Went out lookin to get my old heads a gift for their Anniversary (wish i could say that) to Kays......you know the infomercial on the radio 'Everything Kiss Begins with Kaaaayyyyyy'


This young lady right ch'ere we gonna play a lil game called fill in the blank......

This lady looks like _______
a) her lower back and upper thighs are bulemic
b) her butt is playing hide and seek in her arms
c) shes squeezing an 8Ball between her buttcheeks
d) all of the above

My friend Ashley works at Kays....we took a 20sec time out to hijack TropicalSmoothie, craziest thing, ol boy in the back of Ash paid for his meal in all NICKELS (177 to be exact), broke ass

HipHopIsDead track 4 "Where Are They Now"

Nike Air Carnivores, for those of you old enough to remember these birthed in 93, one of the illest Trainers in life




Lupin the Third classic material.......

Uptoooooownnnnnn......

Damn Cartoon Network you effin up the jooks.....................

Ahhhhhh the early 90's


You either had one or you couldnt afford one............

How come no one said thats just Donald Duck with a mask............

Out of all my girlfriends and my best friends gfs and what-not that I've encountered, i'm still lookin for a freak like you.....................

I agree Positive K whats her man got to do with me..........

I dont roll up bud, but uhhh Alicia Keys posterior, yeah my fingers got 5 on it

Black and White, Ebony and Ivory

Heres a few things that i love that just happen to be black and white........

Alicia Keys being my favorite thing thats black and white....well maybe Rashida Jones........

Ssssspeech!!!!! (2)

Bitch you was just some side pussy
i was only with you for the child
the child aint even mine
the baby daddy is a transvestite off of Granby and 20th street
your pussy lips is the size of bubba gumps lips
ya titties is saggin on some Kriss Kross shit
speakin of criss cross you crossed eyed ass need to look at me when i'm talkin to you
i only got wit your ass cuz Kim and Peaches
paid me to take you out ya cage and walk you for the night
but just like the bitch you are you peed all on my seat
your puss looks like a Hippo yawninyou look like Shabba Ranks with a weave
eff ya pussy your breath got a yeast infection
why you got a shadow over your lips' that a moustache
them stretch marks is the size of bacon strips
you cant even take the dick
you talkin bout i wasn't your first option shit your sister was mine
and you wonder why she pregnant
but eff both yall cuz your mamas pussys tighter than the both of you
you talkin bout my teeth ya shits moon walked right out ya mouth
i dont know why i ever went down on you in the 1st place your twat smell like schlotzkys deli and meat lovers pizza
funny cuz you a 6th string cocksuckin, block fuckin, never had nuttin wont be nuttin strugglin single mother
dont do shit under the covers but fuck up my sheets with your long ass toe nails
waitin to exhale i'll never hit a women but with that shadow over ya lips i punch a man and post bail
ya titties look like 2 penis' droopin from your chest, you got a mushroom growin on your lip
you dont know shit so how you gonna say shit
you out applyin for jobs i told your bird brain ass for special qualifications
you cant put hand jobs, suckin dick and playin madden

Judges say......

It figures Office Max would be mad at this post.....SMH

Speech!!!

You aint shit thats why yo daddy left,
this baby aint yours,
i never loved you,
i faked it every night,
yo momma a bitch and the bitch cant cook,
plus that bitch gave birth to yo monkey ass,
yo ass broke, you come to quick,
i dont know whats smaller your attention span or your dick,
Junebug and Pookie do it better,
i buffed both they helmets last night,
you wont even my first option,
i burnt ya ass twice,
i used that child support to get some extensions and some back up weave support,
Kim and Peaches said they dont know why i'm wit yo bitch ass,
i feel sorry for yo broke, no money, small penis, no hairline havin, lifetime halitosis,
swollen ol head, illiterate, aint never read a book ,
obese ass ears, ya teeth look like they doin the cha cha slide, you cant grow a goatee,
high school drop out, kids shoe size wearin, no license havin,
shit you ride the bus and the cab better than you ride me,
and someone need to introduce yo ass to some soap!!!!!!

Judges say......

See while you was out there gettin Dunkin Donuts she was out there dunk-n-those-nuts

May your pride rest in peace playa........

(Dont worry fellas we gon' have the male version next)

".....I know you dont love me...."

Best news i've heard in a while, you may not like it but oh well you win some, then you win again, anywho 50 Cent and DJ Drama are linkin up for a Gangsta Grillz mixtape, i'm not a big 5-0 fan whether it be in real life or entertainment but i can respect suns work, Curtis was better than Graduation ( i said it) this mixtape should be a classic for the south and music fans, for those who arent familiar with DJ Drama 1) "Get Familiar"{Clinton Sparks} 2) Check Out 'Cant Ban the Snowman'-By YoungJeezy, 'Seperate But Equal' by Little Brother 'BBCIceCream.com' by Pharrell and 'We Got It 4 Cheap Vol 3'-by the ReUp Gang, honorable mentions, YoungBuck and UGK also, theres more but i mean Lil Waynes irrelevant and i dont jooks with most southern artist so....(shrugs) damn btw Drama said hes tryin to get an Andre3000 Gangsta Grillz collabo, if not 3Stacks then at least an Outkast Grangsta Grillz.......(check my reaction below when i heard that)

50th Post

Damn 5oth post already, sad thing is i havent really talked about anything serious yet, oh well, ummm i BS'ed around and headed to B&N and OysPoint Town Center this afternoon, looked like a nice place to be the Nike Infiltrator that i am and take some pics atop some building that said no authorization, they def need better security, ninjas up there smokin doin there regal illegal (BTW dont mind the Paris Hilton shirt, i just found it like a year later after having it, so its def gonna get mad air time and radio spins, DIG?, dig!)

Another Late Night Laugh

So i'm on my fave site, some of you may be familar with Niketalk, ive been an on and off member since Dec of 99 but thats besides the point, yesterday and today i was in the music forum and i saw a post that said "Another NaS and Jay post" i enter and i'm lookin for info on either of the artist and i come to find out its a PYP (post ya pic) post i peruse through about 10/11 pages when this dude posts his pic and hes all "i'm from Philly i be clappin cats" yadda yadda yadda with two sides of blah blah blah, so everyone sons him and theyre like yeah whatever and all that jazz, son responds with, well i'll let you see.......

"A lot of ni@@as got jokes when they behind screens but real life !$*!!% would be shook to say the @@%* they be saying. This Obama #%!*$ is the perfect #%!*$ that'll get ganked in the streets and walk home butt naked if he disrespected the goons. Most yall !$*!!% is suburban farm !$*!!%. I'm a real street #%!*$ and aint afraid to say I'm bisexual all the !$*!!% on the block know my sexuality and still respect it ock so that must mean I'm certified. Don't get it %@%$!@ up we still kidnap !$*!!% and crack skulls any #%!*$ who got a probably on here come see bout me or I come see about u my gun love to do meet and greets EARLY BANG"

Yeah i know, pause!!!!!!!

Heres a link ( http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/57039/t/Another-Nas-and-Jay-Thread.html?page=11) to what someone posted to respond to that just scroll down to you see Barack 0drama (check Baracks fitted game)

Useless Info

N-Word count is up to 11, thought it was way more than that, i'm just as surprised as you Chuck

Since You Wanna

The lovely Sherri from Auburn Chase Apartments (plug) and i thought of this earlier as a reparations type ordeal but i took it one step further as i usually do and conceived this, hope yall enjoy

Jason Kidd since you wanna cheat on Joumanna (illest NBA ex wife) your first son will have the head of an alien off of Mars Attacks

Pauly Shore since you wanna be mister racist youre gonna be relocated to NewOrleans, have your face altered to look like a black man, wear a tshirt that says nigger, and random brothers will approach and greet you sayin 'what up nigga'

Molly Cyrus since you wanna be the daughter of BillyRay i was gonna force you to listen to his records but since finding this pic you will be forced to find this mans penis (good luck and godspeed)

Beyonce since you wanna date JayZ you will have halitosis for life and will be banned from buyin Listerine, mints and toothpaste products (no need to ball up your face lil asian man it does smell like hot dog juice)

Heather Mills since you wanna take all of Paul Macs money you will have a lifetime yeast infection

Elliot Spitzer for cheating on your wife, you will have a blind black successor in the office of governor (yes he's blind and black and not named Ray Charles nor Stevie Wonder)

Hillary since you wanna be the most forgiving mo-fo in life you will receive courtesy muff dives from males (if youre into the women thing they can accomodate that too) at Lewinsky INC and you will superman that ho (Yooooouuuuuuuuu)

Martha Stewart since you successfully finished your bid in Rikers and didnt puss out like ParisHilton you are allowed to use the word nigga, you will approach Pauly Shore and tell him he is a bitch ass nigga

Kobe Bryant since you wanna cheat on your wife with some random mud duck you will be forced to give me a lifetime supply of your sneakers (Nike!!!, eff adidas) each signed, you will let me beat you in one on one and i will also sleep with your wife (its only fair)......(well if youre gonna get all upset you can watch geez)