Senator Obama................Boinks Michelle before every speech............(why you think hes soooooo calm (pause))
Watches The Boondocks to take notes for his speeches...........
Checks NikeTalk to see what new scheme the pilgrims have in store for him.............
Has KFC waitin in the green room............ehhhhh
Shows up 20mins late to press conferences........his excuse is his baby mama had the car prior.......
Says Cracker 100 times before during and after all speeches.....
Asks Diddy what suit should he wear..........
Calls Hillary a Nappy Headed Ho every chance he gets off air.........
Senator McCain.....................Wear sweater vests during the sweltering months of Summer........
Go to breakfast at 7am eat lunch at 11am and have dinner at 3pm just to sleep at 7pm......
Maintain a healthy comb over..........
Say nigger 100 times before bed.............he's probably watchin Barack on CNN or Fox News......
Call not peeing on his-self an all nighter........
Take meds every time Sportscenters on........(comes on from 5am to 1pm, 6pm and 11pm)
Wonder if todays the day............(to see the reaper)
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