Things White Girls Like.................

I was talkin to E about the concept of this post and he was like someone should start a a whole site dedicated to this..........well id probably run out of ideas in the first week, but this is the things ive noticed from dating, befriending and slandering white girls, enjoy the destroyed lol

-Braids, Cornrows, Microbraids etc............you cant go anywhere without seeing a white girl with one of these hairstyles, the sad thing is they feel that once they go to say Mexico, Brazil, shit even Florida they have to get the cornrows by the natives, its a given, they see it as a right of passage, white girl plus out of their habitual area equals looking a damn fool...............

-Black Porn............true story, i was with this young lady and she was real big into porn, when i first met her she was like "you look like Mandingo from DogFart and West Coast Productions....he's my FAVORITE"...........bitch i wonder why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Baby Phat...........dont know what it is about cheap articles of clothing that people like but this and Apple Bottoms are in an arms races for white womens hearts.......

-Pastries.........when i worked at Short Pump in Richmond, the white girls flocked to this shit like Lindseys nose to coke........

-Slang.........i havent met a white girl yet thats used any relevant slang correctly.........."Like those new Jimmy Chus are pause......" SMH

-Assholes.......my Ns can attest and this may go for all women not just white, but women love assholes, theres no punchline for this shit................

-Black singers............Mariah, Mary, Whitney..........white girls love their story, they have all their records.........they all wait for the day that you pop in one of their records so they can embarass themselves by singin in front of you..................

Rappers............unfortunately I've asked a lot of pilgrim girls who their fave rapper is and answers such as Wayne, Nelly, LL, Ja Rule all went on a def ear, just because you think a certain rappers cute and whatnot doesnt make him great................

Civics, Thunderbirds, Beetles you get the picture....................i think the ratios pretty high but about 97% of the white girls i know own one of these vehicles............the other 3% is askin for rides....................