7.19.2008

Awwww I See Now......


"Done said enough niggas like Kramer...."-Pusha T


So everyones tryin to cut nigga/nigguh/nigger outta their vernacular, i'ma tell you like the hood told me "good luck".......being black and not sayin nigga is like being white and not sayin nigga........it just feels weird but i on the other hand am gonna chill on exploiting it so much, i mean the shit got me banned from NT so............ehhhh..................but i feel the need to add a disclaimer, i know the history, but the word serves no purpose for me ITS JUST A WORD, my watch is too small and life is too short to be concerned over a word...........
(The Nigger Tape is Out along with NaS)

......Dont Call It a ComeBack......


I guess I have a half a tank left Micah! I was gonna hyperstrike a shutdown of my site but my blogs still jumpin like a fish fry...................

MySpace Ni......'s.......Extended

So you're supposed to place flattering pics of yourself up there to get ass whether you be a male or female.........dont see what it is with ppl enamored with internet ass and not real ass...........are you really waiting by the comp to see how many responses you've got or how many friend requests you can recieve....SMH........Its gonna be the downfall of all relationships, you'll meet a girl and say shes just a friend, next thing you know shes all over your MySpace like boxers askin when we gonna hang out................MySPace FTL..........I havent seen a benefit for this shish yet........................

Beautys Skin Deep....................

Jerry Seinfeld (my 2nd fave comedian behind CRock) said that only 6% of ppl in the world are attractive...............So i went out and tested that theory and i totally agree........We only find that other 94% attractive because theyre maskin their flaws with outfits, facelifts and great oral sex....................I get it (pause) now Jerry...............

Anglos.................


How come the Anglos i see on Cops, i neeeeever see in the real world...............I would feel much more at ease if i saw a cross dressing white man robbing an old lady that just coincidently is his mother...............

Its A Saturday, Its A Sat-ur-day.........DeLa

Another day another dollar...........woke up and left my room a retailers nightmare................


Spent most of the mornin figurin out what shoes i wanted to wear...................






Ended up early to work, anglos hate when a nigga is tardy.........and as usual my steps are VERY sanitized....................



Cant make any money when theres only 2 ppl in the mall........plus we all know niggas dont wake up till 5 ........SMH

7.18.2008

Just Thinkin..............

I had a dream last night about one of the girls i have a HUGE crush on anywho thats besides the point.....................
So i was thinkin since they have White Supremacists, i figured i should start a Black Supremacists group......no not the Panthers nor Farrakhan's Clique (The Nation)..................
Instead of wearing white hoods and robes my followers will have Black Tall Tees and Black NewEras........There will be no need to burn crosses in yards, instead my niggas will have barbeques in White peoples yards and name this vicious act "Family Reunions"..............

"Another............

.......Day another dollar my mother would holler, she said go and see the world for yourself and your brother should follow........."-NaS



Chill thirsty nigga shes jailbait




Need i say anything..........
Once again jailbait.................





"Street Dreams" usin up all our anytime minutes.........








Ended up stoppin by Brians crib.......pause..........to see what him and the boys were up to................

Follow Up......





To Below.............(pause)......btw Erin you still have yet to tell me what you want for your tattoo.........Troy what did you need me to draw aagin, i didnt forget you on the thank you list god i still got you...................(pause)

What I've Been Workin On......(Art-Wise)


Hola's to Ms Vazquez for being my muse on this one........its not quite Brett Favre'd yet (finished) but you get the picture..................sad that everytime i tell a girl i draw or whatever theyre like o'rly and i'm like "yeah, you wanna go to my place, you play Kate Winslett and I play Leo DiCaprio and i uhhhh draw you naked, wink wink......................"j/k j/k.........

The Kings Home...............


Yo.............i know yall tryin to see NaS at Toads Place (Richmond) next Thurs........................yeah yeah yeah i just saw the god in concert like 2-3wks ago but who cares.............

BTW................

If you dont have an iPhone you might as well take a cordless fone everywhere and obtain a beeper...............!!!!!!!!

Norfolks Inner Beauty..........


Crazy............

Decisions.........x2



For My Inquiring Mind..........




"MySpace Ns"-(PushaT)................why have a MySpace if your're gonna put the shit on Private.....................(MySpace sucks BTW, i'll give reasons later on)

7.17.2008

ForePl4y................


I'm a big fan of intercourse, the adult version that is..................And i like foreplay just as much as the next person but heres a few things i'm not a fan of when it comes to the pre-game/lay-up line warm-up.................


I love when you whisper crazy actions in my ear but i just got you home after we both ate and ummmmm...................you dont have a toothbrush at my house so imagine how bad the side of my face is burnin after your lobster tail meal.........


I reward those who reward me.......a wise man (NaS) said on Dr KnockBoot that "you gotta make em bless you first like kazoontite".......so after i'm blessed like a baptism thats when i proceed to reciprocate the action but............if i descend down and the va-j-j smells like hot dog juice i will be forced to grab you by the pussy and throw you out the house.......................


This is HUGE (pause)................Ok lets get this straight if you take it on the face and wanna leave my residue on your face and insist on kissing me.............thats an issue.............i'm not one of your little gf's that you snowball with after every loads dropped off at the main corridor...............


BTW i dont like ashy titties...............please lather them up, i dont need to loosen your bra and see 2 ashy Larrys...................(pause)


Dont worry ladies i'll also make sure my hygiene is up to par................

7.16.2008

Palabra.......(Means Word in Espanol)

I wanna thank everyone whos visited, whos a repeated reader/blogger, whos a friend and all for coming to my site and gettin to see my views on certain issues, biases, etc.............

To Eric, Micah! (that should be your trademark), Justin, Erin (I know you may be lurkin), Lex (what up king), Pusha T (Terrence), Jessica, Courtney, BAmbrose, DiJon, Ashley, my sister Kenya (your ba-bro done grown up so forgive the graphic language, i always wanted to live vicariously through you), Ant (i know you lurk too, you dont wanna admit it tho)


I wanna thank yall for havin me on yalls blog roll, to be truthfully honest i thought i was gonna lose all yall once i started pointin out niggas and pilgrims flaws.....................I have lost a few ppl with my site i wont mention em but hey my motto is you win some then you win again........................
So with that being said i.......

You..........................

7.15.2008

SuperMan............


As a young buck word to cashville i was always fond of superheroes but one stood out in particular......Batman since the beginning of time has always been my favorite superhero, this N has no super powers, he cant fly at will and he gets all the ladies..............Anywho once again i got early passes from the god Micah! (peace king) to see the Dark Knight................I'll let ya know how the movie is manana...................

Athletically Inclined........


Why the hell do ESPN, CBS, NBC etc have old these washed up athletes as broadcasters...........them Ns sucked at the sport they played why am i gonna have any reasoning to believe why so and so is a number one prospect or that so and so is gonna take the chip, when were and did neither...........

Interlude.................

Why does AT&T have HP cpu's and not Macs.............hmmmmmmmmmmmmm