To the Malls and Such

Horrible fit.....I know............

It was hot as stolen up in Arden B...............

You already know about the sanitized steps.......

Everybody Nose RmX

Beats, Ehhhhh.......P had the best verse......."its clear as black as white like a fat panda, your brain is MagicCity, your nose is AT-Lanta"...........

http://www.zshare.net/audio/119094612033ea7f/

*sigh*

Am I the only person who has no room and has to stock shoes in my bathroom???????

Happy Mommys Day to All.......

I wanna wish all the single ladies out there a Happy Mothers Day.............

Why you ask??????????

Cause tonight I'm tryin to make of yall mothers (hint hint)

InCaseYouForgot..........

I still do take beautiful pics for the streets in the streets..............

June 7th....

I've always said that i wasnt a big fan of their solo efforts but as a group, theyre one of the elites.................June 7th at Toads Place in the R

Kings Coming.................

"I'm the man you go to war with, not the man you go to war against"-NaS

Fridays at Sunset

in Richmond June 27th I'm already there (Its legit this go round)

KOBE!!!!

Bout time best news in a min.....Kobe HyperDunks RD is the 15th of this month....releasing on KB24.com and in House of Hoops in KillaCams city......You can see the adjustments made also in the scheme

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Just A Thought......

"...is it ok to snitch to the police on the police???"-Riley

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Greatest Jordans of All Time

(On a side note i have each color way pictured)

Top SBs of All Time

In this Order too......................

SeeingSounds June10th

"Spaz"

http://www.zshare.net/audio/11765474ed19deab/

Things Ns Get Caught Doing/In

-Fake Jewelry..........

-Other Ns Girlfriends.............

SMH if your girls with a N named Mandingo just know that she got SLAYED...............And if he looks like he just hopped off the set from Roots then your girls already made the switch to only effin with Ns........its unfortunate I know.............


-Stolen/Hot Vehicles...............

-The (weed/coke/drug paraphernalia) spot.................



-White Girls............This N looks like his credits good and he has a valid drivers license.....damn


-Coming to Work Late.........

"Dammit wheres Johnson!!!!!!"

-Clothes Thats Too Big.............SMH...............


-Trying to Be Another N...............

............And if i was doin a top 10 this would be number 1, i have a lot of experience with this one..............

-Driving while Suspended!!!!!!!!!!!! (and yes 5 cops do come out the woodwork even if you just drivin while suspended)

"I trust 2 people me and my alter ego"

TimeOut

I wanna take time out to speak to the educated brother who said he didnt find my blog as comical or as hilarious as some.............first of all this is a satirical blog, if you cant look and see that in my jokes, rants and lies that I'm telling the truth about whats going on, then take your shit to "red noses" blog cause aint no clowns over here, and this aint that and that aint this...........why should i conform to what you think is PC..........nigga hop on your PC and uproot your own B-L-O-G........simple.........so if i offend you cause i say nigga this, nigga that, white people this, white people that, then dont come to my site, take your Darkwing Duck ass somewhere else...........anywho back to our regularly scheduled program next post will be about "things niggas get caught in"

"Shout out to BrandonTaylor salute him......and this blog wouldnt be possible without Eric and Justin salute them"

O&A

Out and about today.......................

The filth made a surprise appearance in front of C'MonWealth today, some wht lady punched another wht lady cuz she said she voted for Bush............SMH

And as always you know my steps stay sanitized..................

To top it off (pause) i went to 5Guys Burgers and Fries to get 2 burgers (shish costed $10 yikes)

"You aint worth a nickel and your known to dime"-TM

Off My Chest

First and foremost fuck them niggas who didnt pick me up on they team tonight.....you niggas suck and yall lost word to Atlanta......are you salty????(pause) cuz I didnt pass the ball.....this may be 08 but I'm the 04 Mamba IM NOT PASSIN......plus yall were bums anyways..... Anywho as you saw we won the next game with me starring just like it should be.....I had to unleash the inner Mamba....Catch ya next time red nose Ns.......

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

WHOA!!!!

Lil Wayne......fans that's right YOU.....put the penis down and listen up........

"Azure looking like a white bitch wit a doo rag"-Pusha

SMH...crazy

"He does what he does like he did it to do it" -m1tchfranc1s

Things White People Should Look Forward To.......

Ahhhhh I'm back with another segment and this one is dedicated to the things that White People should look forward to..................

-A niggas probably not gonna marry your daughter but he more than likely will get her pregnant..............twice...................I'm sorry

-A black president, maybe not this year but i'm still optimistic....................

-Getting robbed.................gas is getting ridiculous and niggas dont care that they got mouths to feed, HA!, eff that, they worried about how they gonna get to weed spot..........so, Ms White Lady when you see me, not only should you clinch your butt cheeks but clinch that purse too...........

-HipHop............yall have taken over with this sing songy bullshit, proclaming Lil Wayne as the best rapper (hes not even the best in Rhode Island) but real n!gg@ rap is back word to PushaT.................

-No longer having flatty patties.........having a flat ass was cool in the late 80s and early 90s (it really wasnt) but now you have to embrace your posterior and use it for what its worth, hell get in the corner shake your new found fanny pack..........shit if you're lucky you might score a great golfer, confuse him and make him think its all about you......or a great rapper that in his prime was the coldest nigga ever talkin about killin cops.....once you shake that ass in his face "Colors" and "Fuck the Police" turn into "you have the right to remain silent, anything you do or say will be used against you in the court of law" (i mean what do you expect after hearing it 5 times your gonna remember it word for word geez).......

"Whooooooooos girl is this...the girl is YOURs, now shes mine shes mine shes mine"

Yeah...........He Missed

Snootchie Bootchies