If you're an iPhone you're more willing to make logical decisions such as......-iPhone or BlackBerry.......iChose the former
If you're a BlackBerry you're judgment tends to be much more cloudier......
If you're an iPhone you're gettin in the club for free........
If you're a BlackBerry you're gettin in the club for free (after slipping the bouncer $50)
If you're an iPhone women drop trou', no questions asked......
If you're a BlackBerry no questions asked women drop trou' to the cat with the iPhone......
If you're an iPhone....its like having an Easy button........
If you're a Blackberry.....its like having your cordless phone 20 miles outside the house....
If you're an iPhone......you're votin for Obama/Hillary.......
If you're a BlackBerry chances are you're a red state.........
If you're an iPhone you're probably dealing with Apple products.......
If you're a BlackBerry you probably have a Dell or HP of sorts and WISH you had a Mac..............
If you're an iPhone you get Bush to pay for your gas.............
If you're a BlackBerry....you're probably at the cashier payin for pump 2...............
If you're an iPhone.....you can watch Harold and Kumar 2 right now........
If you're a Blackberry you're probably at the AMC payin to see Harold and Kumar 2 right now....
If you're an iPhone..........there was no life before it..................
If you're a BlackBerry you probably had a SideKick or a Treo before it...........
If you're an iPhone you probably feel like a kid in a candy store.....
If you're a BlackBerry you probably told your kid put that down.......in the candy store.......
If you're an iPhone, you're probably on it right now........
If you're a BlackBerry, you're probably on an iPhone at the Apple Store right now.........
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