Word E.....I'll Attempt to 1ne Up That.....

I will PayPal $10 to any N who can beat me in Killer Instinct.................Orchids my B......

I still think this is better than Madden, but then again i havent played vid since 00'.........

Niggas still got an APB out for me the way i was murderin Ns on this game...............

I always wondered if he shot dunks like this.....................

Harry Potters gf is only up here cuz her steps are super sanitized (DRobs)...............plus she gets the combined 76 swagger pts Eric and Micah! lost.............

Tsk tsk tsk E how you gonna have all those games minus the God MCs game...............tho i saddled up on this game when i was younger lookin back this shit kinda sucked...................

Bloopers.......

LMAO..........

Look for the question they ask........................

Its a Trap...........

Heres how women trap you for life.......................

Love......Although most Ns arent phased by this term or act most Ns fall as soon as a B throws it out there..........

Pussy........the power of the power U, i cant even lie, after my first time i held ol girls hand as we slept, thought i was gonna marry her, thought i got her pregnant (2yrs after we bumped crotches) used to son any N that talked to her in the Aol chat rooms, used to draw her picture all the time, after we made out i thought about us havin kids and shiiiii......i was ultra OD.....

Mind Games......this goes along the line of guilt, to the point where you were right but now you question your shit like "damn my mother is a bitch" "damn this baby really doesnt look like me"........

Another N....you see them with they brother/cousin/friend/sales associate whatever anyone whos a male thats not you and you wanna wil'd on a N right then and there and jump to conclusions without even findin out the truth.......

Think About What You're Saying...............

This cat was talkin and he was mentionin how NaS was out of touch and cant make a hit..........(i held back and didnt comment, but if dude couldnt make a hit he wouldnt be relevant today) but heres my response to that......

First of all the dude (NaS) is certified meaning he's done it all, why does he have to make music for the masses, if you dont like his shit play your lil Soulja Boy or Plies or whatever, but dude's at a point now where he can make music that he likes and his core fans will accept it.......

I can see if Nas wasnt established but this goes for all artists, why do some shit you're not comfortable with to make $$$, niggas got the game some kinda fucked up, if NWA was out to please Ns theyd be Hammer or Vanilla Ice.....Ns aint themselves anymore, all this Tyga, Plies, Wayne, Flo-Rida, Akon, Chingy, VIC, Soulja Boy all that shit suck. them Ns wouldnt be around bitin other Ns styles..... i may sound bitter and may not be givin hiphop a chance to evolve but i dont want this to evolve into BS and turn into Disco and disappear...........

"Damn".......

Customer-"oh snap you got an iPhone"

Me-"naw this just a cheap palm pilot"

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

School Supplies..............

Back in the mid-90s heres a look at what every kid needed to be strapped (prepared) for school

A quick DYK......i failed this test 3X's

Its purpose is still the same.............complete the fit

It was mandatory to have one of these with all the items you wanted circled..........

I had a Raiders one..................

Second best Nike/AnyBrand shoe of all watches.........................

My mom brought me these home in 6th, (i'll still have them i'll take pics later) fucked up my life to this day..........

Lunch $$$$ whether you got bopped for yours or not, this was needed.............plus bringin a lunch was/still gay.................

Striped Polos.........:pimp

Leets just say if you didnt have one........................SMH.................

Laugh Dammit Laugh...........

(WHOA!) @ all 3hree

Justified...........

It annoys me to no end when ppl are like "oh i've befriended 3 black people" "i like Tiger Woods" "i work with 2 black people (not enough btw)" "i watch 30mins of RapCity a week" "i play basketball" or "i've had a black girlfriend" to justify their relationship with blacks or black culture............I dont jog around here sayin "My credits as great as Steve Jobs" "my vacation to Turks and Cacaos was absolutely fantastic" "i've slept with 3 white girls" or "i've been arrested by nothing but white cops i can DEFinitely relate to white people"........SMH

On My Mind.................

Micah! you've obtained 38 wack points for even thinkin of wantin to see Swayze (sp)................anywho.....

I've dated a few girls (alot) and i've always had great relationships with their parents.........here are a few things i've always wanted to tell their parents................

Your daughter got a fat ass....................

Your daughter shoulda tried out for gymnastics..................

Shes good at holding her breath for long periods of time..............

She wasnt screamin cause she saw a spider.....................

Thats probably not shampoo on the pillow...................

The toilet may be jammed from the rubber items in it................

The foods not good those are just my hand job faces.........................

and last but not least...........

Thank You.................

Catch the Faux Pas.................

My A-Alike...............

Its still the summer of George............

Truth............

Scarves in the summer transcend wack................(if this young lady sees this tell her i said i found her upper lip and her breast)

Terrence...............

Terrence Lamar Britt if you get a WackBerry i WILL disown you as my son...............

Sucker for Love.........

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Pharrells First Album.................

The government depicted above (this is how see them in my head, a bunch of pilgrims gathered around discussing nothing relevant {i'm STILL not racist}) never has answers................but then agian we never question them, why is half of my check on their front door step, what are we at war for, why dont people have jobs, where are the cures you're shielding from us, why are police pullin me over for not havin a license and not gettin their co-workers for shooting someones father/son/brother on the corner.................are they really trying to fulfill prophecies with 9/11 and Katrina, we're all confused so we neglect it but why am i gonna vote when the $$$ thats taken out of my check has yet to fix a school, has yet to provide books, has yet to get a N a job, has yet to get Ns off the corner......we sellin rocks, robbin Ns, out here doin wrong cause the legit way aint feedin nobody...............let that relax on your thoughts for a bit........

Hi Haters......

I love how niggas try to down the iPhone like "oh I coulda had one but I didn't like"...... So in lamens that means you couldn't afford it???? Or "oh it's too complicated"......."the blackberrys better!!!"......"I'm waitin on (fill in the blank) to come out".......denial is not only a river ya know........

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Motherfuckin Needed....................

Flight Lites....................

If........

If you're a male and have hawaiian necklaces around your rearview mirror (and youre not hawaiian) you're officially gay.......

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Reasons Why You Have No Comments............

(I'm usin this pic to sum up all of my WTF posts gratzi LB)

Your blog sucks..................theres no punchline for that shit......................

The Layout Sucks.........please do us all a favor and work on your interior design, i've grown tired of seeing words on a black or white back drop.......womp womp........

You Aint Sayin Shit/Contents Irrelevant/Its Not Worded Properly.....................................self explanatory.........

You're Black................truth..............

Theres No Pics/Vids..........i know its unfortunate but hey do like Lu and dumb it down...................

You're Personalitys wack..............goes along with the irrelevance theme.........but in essence you're boring...........

No Friends..............once again self explanatory.................

You're Blogs Another Niggas Blog......You cant hijack NahRight, ConcreteLoop, Hypebeast, Ye, HighSnob, Supertalk and OKP all day can you???????.......dont answer that cause apparently you can, we already know about them, tell us about YOU.............

No Ones Checkin for Ya...................