Peek Through My Brains Window

Bon Voyage'...........

2008-08-23T21:59:00.002-04:00

Well I'm leavin blogspot for greener pastures...............

Thats Tough.............

2008-08-22T20:15:00.000-04:00

Throws Up Hands

2008-08-21T16:32:00.002-04:00

So i'm flickin through channels and on the History Channel they have some show on what they think is sneaker culture.......(its still on)

I wasnt gonna go here but these Ns got my LOVE some kinda fucked up.......was Bobbito too busy, is AM on tour somewhere, is Chi McBride shooting a movie?????.............We already know what Spikes doin (whoa!).............

Heres your checklist to see if you're a Head or not........

Waiting in line......real Ns know real Ns...........

Buying because of exclusivity/rarity............lame.............

Resell............You fuckin up the game son...................

Hype..........Clone ass N..........SMH...........

Claiming a Certain Amount........Who cares if you have 1 or 300.........Its for the love Bow Wow ass Ns........

Show Off...........its cool to show off grails and what not but you aint gotta go outa your way to show us some Kings County Spiz'Ikes...............

If you fall into any of these categories understand your rank as not a sneakerhead.................

Question?.......

2008-08-21T09:04:00.002-04:00

Are you here for A-Cause or BeCause????????????????

What If............

2008-08-21T08:50:00.002-04:00

What if niggas took over syncronized swimming........

Cant you see niggas doin the Soulja Boy in the water......

Niggas under the water pointin, talkin bout some

Yoooooouuuuuuuuu.......................

Niggas wouldnt even have a routine theyd just throw on Lil Jons Greatest Hits.....

Ns gettin out the water gassed cause their jewelry tarnished and their necks, wrists and pinkys turned green.........SMH at Ns wearin jewelry EVERYWHERE............

How Come........

2008-08-19T23:57:00.002-04:00

How come all the girls i've encountered, dated, kissed, let my penis do interior decorating in, etc have all gained weight?????.................(pics later)

My President..........

2008-08-19T23:31:00.003-04:00

(Click for link)
"My president is black, my lambos blue and i'll be goddamned if my rims aint too"-Jeezy

LOL i love the hook.....anywho hot song didnt like NaS' flow for the first 2-3bars but afterwards he killed it word to Vick......................

WTF...........

2008-08-19T22:53:00.003-04:00

If you're over 30 get your old ass off of MySpace.............

HAHAHA............

2008-08-19T22:23:00.001-04:00

I love how i give my number out and when that person calls i act like I dont recognize the number...........

Which Would You............

2008-08-19T19:44:00.003-04:00

Which female SuperHero would you bone crush............

WonderWoman

Invisible Woman

Jubilee

Rogue

Mystique

BatGirl FTW

SpideyGirl

Elektra

CatWoman

Jean Gray

Another Quick ?......

2008-08-19T19:16:00.004-04:00

First of all all he needs is his hood with the holes in the eyes..............JK.........Damn did he borrow Shaqs squared toes.......

So if you cant wear white after Labor Day does that mean you cant wear white at all????????????? (Meaning every day up until Labor Day is after it)

The Prince of Lost Angels.........

2008-08-19T19:06:00.002-04:00

Although the Games album has been leaked, Game and NaS hooked up on a track called "Letter to the King" (about Martin Luther) the songs crazy.......they both blacked out like Akons skin................

You're Not a 'Head..........

2008-08-19T18:07:00.002-04:00

It bothers me daily to see the New Jacks in the game fuck the shit up, for those who are uninformed i'm speakin on the SneakerGame.........From the beginning theres always been a small following, not even small, more like a "real" following.........Cats today got the game some kinda fucked up, wantin to match shit to a T or only scoopin cause CommonWealth carries em (not a diss just a plug) where did the individualism go..........is buying what we wanted as a child gone, is buying what is comfortable out of the question, is getting something for the aesthetics BS these days........you effin up the game you BlackBerry/T Mobile SideKick carryin ass niggas..................

I was gonna go down the list of things to show you're not a 'Head but you Ns know who you are..................In my eyes the Sneaker Game is like HipHop the real loves it and doesnt want it to change but the young cats consistently fuck shit up and we neglect them and dont give them a chance.....................

T.I. Saddlers...........

2008-08-19T18:02:00.003-04:00

That new T.I. song Whatever U Like is a straight functionin vaccuum.....

Yeah it suck.............

ALC and EV..........

2008-08-19T16:00:00.001-04:00

Click pic for link.............

Holidays Niggas Dont Celebrate...........

2008-08-19T15:41:00.002-04:00

Heres a look at holidays niggas dont celebrate nor take seriously..............

Hanukkah.......Ns cant even spell this what makes you think theyre gonna pay homage..........

Valentines............Ha "but for what, we dont love dem hoes"-Snoop

Fathers........majority aint have one so.............

Labor...........I dont even think you get off for this..............

Columbus.........Only Columbus Ns know is Ohio..........................

Earth........I'm on the fence with this one, cause most Ns is into earth whether it be from buryin a G or growin those Plants....................

GroundHog..........Ns see this as a B ready to get down for the cause (i.e. slut, ho, mud-duck or jumpoff)

Presidents Day............Ha not after what we went through.........

St Pattys.........We take exception to gettin green in our pockets...............

Easter.............The most confusing holiday ever, one month its in April one month May, i dunno ive given up on it..................

So in essence folks niggas only celebrate, really 5 holidays.........Xmas, Thanksgiving, New Years, 4th of July and their respective BDays....................

Quick ?.......

2008-08-18T22:18:00.003-04:00

If goth people wear all black are my Ns who wear black everyday Gothic...............

Moms BDay..............

2008-08-18T13:49:00.008-04:00

Experimentation...........

2008-08-17T21:48:00.002-04:00

So i conducted a lil expirement tonight and started a MySpace to see what the fuckin fuss was about..............All i can do is laugh...........

"This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile. "

Too funny everyones page is like this, how the fuck you gonna talk to somebody, outta the 15 Ns i tried to contact, 15 were private........2 letters..................guess...........

Remember...........

2008-08-17T21:39:00.000-04:00

He won the battle.........!!!!!!!!!!

Malvo..........

2008-08-17T17:33:00.000-04:00

Underrated show IMO..........

Yesterday...............

2008-08-17T11:31:00.004-04:00

Word E.....I'll Attempt to 1ne Up That.....

2008-08-17T10:40:00.006-04:00

I will PayPal $10 to any N who can beat me in Killer Instinct.................Orchids my B......

I still think this is better than Madden, but then again i havent played vid since 00'.........

Niggas still got an APB out for me the way i was murderin Ns on this game...............

I always wondered if he shot dunks like this.....................

Harry Potters gf is only up here cuz her steps are super sanitized (DRobs)...............plus she gets the combined 76 swagger pts Eric and Micah! lost.............

Tsk tsk tsk E how you gonna have all those games minus the God MCs game...............tho i saddled up on this game when i was younger lookin back this shit kinda sucked...................

Bloopers.......

2008-08-17T09:12:00.003-04:00

LMAO..........

2008-08-17T09:05:00.000-04:00

Look for the question they ask........................

Its a Trap...........

2008-08-17T08:56:00.002-04:00

Heres how women trap you for life.......................

Love......Although most Ns arent phased by this term or act most Ns fall as soon as a B throws it out there..........

Pussy........the power of the power U, i cant even lie, after my first time i held ol girls hand as we slept, thought i was gonna marry her, thought i got her pregnant (2yrs after we bumped crotches) used to son any N that talked to her in the Aol chat rooms, used to draw her picture all the time, after we made out i thought about us havin kids and shiiiii......i was ultra OD.....

Mind Games......this goes along the line of guilt, to the point where you were right but now you question your shit like "damn my mother is a bitch" "damn this baby really doesnt look like me"........

Another N....you see them with they brother/cousin/friend/sales associate whatever anyone whos a male thats not you and you wanna wil'd on a N right then and there and jump to conclusions without even findin out the truth.......

Think About What You're Saying...............

2008-08-17T08:51:00.002-04:00

This cat was talkin and he was mentionin how NaS was out of touch and cant make a hit..........(i held back and didnt comment, but if dude couldnt make a hit he wouldnt be relevant today) but heres my response to that......

First of all the dude (NaS) is certified meaning he's done it all, why does he have to make music for the masses, if you dont like his shit play your lil Soulja Boy or Plies or whatever, but dude's at a point now where he can make music that he likes and his core fans will accept it.......

I can see if Nas wasnt established but this goes for all artists, why do some shit you're not comfortable with to make $$$, niggas got the game some kinda fucked up, if NWA was out to please Ns theyd be Hammer or Vanilla Ice.....Ns aint themselves anymore, all this Tyga, Plies, Wayne, Flo-Rida, Akon, Chingy, VIC, Soulja Boy all that shit suck. them Ns wouldnt be around bitin other Ns styles..... i may sound bitter and may not be givin hiphop a chance to evolve but i dont want this to evolve into BS and turn into Disco and disappear...........

"Damn".......

2008-08-16T20:15:00.001-04:00

Customer-"oh snap you got an iPhone"

Me-"naw this just a cheap palm pilot"

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

School Supplies..............

2008-08-15T22:36:00.004-04:00

Back in the mid-90s heres a look at what every kid needed to be strapped (prepared) for school

A quick DYK......i failed this test 3X's

Its purpose is still the same.............complete the fit

It was mandatory to have one of these with all the items you wanted circled..........

I had a Raiders one..................

Second best Nike/AnyBrand shoe of all watches.........................

My mom brought me these home in 6th, (i'll still have them i'll take pics later) fucked up my life to this day..........

Lunch $$$$ whether you got bopped for yours or not, this was needed.............plus bringin a lunch was/still gay.................

Striped Polos.........:pimp

Leets just say if you didnt have one........................SMH.................

Laugh Dammit Laugh...........

2008-08-15T21:52:00.002-04:00

(WHOA!) @ all 3hree

Justified...........

2008-08-15T21:29:00.004-04:00

It annoys me to no end when ppl are like "oh i've befriended 3 black people" "i like Tiger Woods" "i work with 2 black people (not enough btw)" "i watch 30mins of RapCity a week" "i play basketball" or "i've had a black girlfriend" to justify their relationship with blacks or black culture............I dont jog around here sayin "My credits as great as Steve Jobs" "my vacation to Turks and Cacaos was absolutely fantastic" "i've slept with 3 white girls" or "i've been arrested by nothing but white cops i can DEFinitely relate to white people"........SMH

On My Mind.................

2008-08-15T21:08:00.004-04:00

Micah! you've obtained 38 wack points for even thinkin of wantin to see Swayze (sp)................anywho.....

I've dated a few girls (alot) and i've always had great relationships with their parents.........here are a few things i've always wanted to tell their parents................

Your daughter got a fat ass....................

Your daughter shoulda tried out for gymnastics..................

Shes good at holding her breath for long periods of time..............

She wasnt screamin cause she saw a spider.....................

Thats probably not shampoo on the pillow...................

The toilet may be jammed from the rubber items in it................

The foods not good those are just my hand job faces.........................

and last but not least...........

Thank You.................

Catch the Faux Pas.................

2008-08-15T21:04:00.001-04:00

My A-Alike...............

2008-08-15T21:00:00.002-04:00

Its still the summer of George............

Truth............

2008-08-15T20:39:00.002-04:00

Scarves in the summer transcend wack................(if this young lady sees this tell her i said i found her upper lip and her breast)

Terrence...............

2008-08-15T20:32:00.001-04:00

Terrence Lamar Britt if you get a WackBerry i WILL disown you as my son...............

Sucker for Love.........

2008-08-15T19:39:00.004-04:00

(damn i'm an ugly N)

Although the whole fuckin hood is out in the streets blinded by love...............

We here at the Its Not You Its Me Headquarters in ATL (though i live in VA thats where my mind is) are not shook nor sprung by this phase in life called "love"

With that being said i have found gifts to give my Ns since they out here bun'd up..............

1st..............Cold Water.....self explanatory..............

2nd................Plane Tix..............so the above is no longer needed...............

3rd..........Video Chat Rooms..............the MySpace love..........consider it played...................

4th...........$50 GCs to 40OunceBounce.com, IceLaFox.com and RoundandBrown.com once again so #1 is no longer needed........

5th...........A "Yes" Woman.......because you're def not gettin away with talkin Ice T reckless to/towards her...............

6th............A Month Free from Me..................Because it would (but its not) be nice not to hear my jokes on the relationship (thats prolly gonna fail) every once in a while...................

You may wonder why would i do this for my friends, well i'm a nice guy (doubt it) and plus its good karma......

Plus i'm tryin to be the Homie of the Week (btw i'm long range beastin on ol girl word to 4 Letters)

Pharrells First Album.................

2008-08-15T19:07:00.004-04:00

The government depicted above (this is how see them in my head, a bunch of pilgrims gathered around discussing nothing relevant {i'm STILL not racist}) never has answers................but then agian we never question them, why is half of my check on their front door step, what are we at war for, why dont people have jobs, where are the cures you're shielding from us, why are police pullin me over for not havin a license and not gettin their co-workers for shooting someones father/son/brother on the corner.................are they really trying to fulfill prophecies with 9/11 and Katrina, we're all confused so we neglect it but why am i gonna vote when the $$$ thats taken out of my check has yet to fix a school, has yet to provide books, has yet to get a N a job, has yet to get Ns off the corner......we sellin rocks, robbin Ns, out here doin wrong cause the legit way aint feedin nobody...............let that relax on your thoughts for a bit........

Hi Haters......

2008-08-15T17:24:00.001-04:00

I love how niggas try to down the iPhone like "oh I coulda had one but I didn't like"...... So in lamens that means you couldn't afford it???? Or "oh it's too complicated"......."the blackberrys better!!!"......"I'm waitin on (fill in the blank) to come out".......denial is not only a river ya know........

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Motherfuckin Needed....................

2008-08-15T10:03:00.000-04:00

Flight Lites....................

If........

2008-08-14T13:31:00.001-04:00

If you're a male and have hawaiian necklaces around your rearview mirror (and youre not hawaiian) you're officially gay.......

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Reasons Why You Have No Comments............

2008-08-14T12:09:00.004-04:00

(I'm usin this pic to sum up all of my WTF posts gratzi LB)

Your blog sucks..................theres no punchline for that shit......................

The Layout Sucks.........please do us all a favor and work on your interior design, i've grown tired of seeing words on a black or white back drop.......womp womp........

You Aint Sayin Shit/Contents Irrelevant/Its Not Worded Properly.....................................self explanatory.........

You're Black................truth..............

Theres No Pics/Vids..........i know its unfortunate but hey do like Lu and dumb it down...................

You're Personalitys wack..............goes along with the irrelevance theme.........but in essence you're boring...........

No Friends..............once again self explanatory.................

You're Blogs Another Niggas Blog......You cant hijack NahRight, ConcreteLoop, Hypebeast, Ye, HighSnob, Supertalk and OKP all day can you???????.......dont answer that cause apparently you can, we already know about them, tell us about YOU.............

No Ones Checkin for Ya...................

Cats & Dogs Comin Soon................

2008-08-14T09:17:00.002-04:00

Click pic to listen.....................

?.........

2008-08-13T18:16:00.000-04:00

Why do white people look so awkward on BET??????????

Aloha Ahui Ho (Goodbye) Lola....................

2008-08-13T15:47:00.002-04:00

"Number 1s headed off to VCU, thirsty Ns please kill ya self on site.....shes taken!!!!!!!!

WTF..................

2008-08-13T14:44:00.002-04:00

As told to from Samantha aka Lola Blu'

To set the scene the hood was activated in the store todat (all men, NeYos type)...........so i leave to go to the bathroom (Cranberry Juice) and leave Samantha all by her lonesome..............

"So this guy says to me 'you like me????' "

"I told him no i have a bf already......he said 'usually girls who dont like me lie and do want me'"

"I showed him my ring and all and he tells me 'awww thats ok you look built for a nigga like me'"

Tsk tsk tsk at the audacity of Ns these days...............................

What Up Lola Blu'

2008-08-13T14:29:00.004-04:00

She put that big A stain up there on my shish..........................

Worked on this..........

for Lola Blu'.........................

This Ones Def Passin Up the Mike Vick Camp.....................

2008-08-13T14:24:00.001-04:00

This should keep PeTA off my anal (whoa!) for a min..............................

How Come............

2008-08-13T01:16:00.001-04:00

How come a certain race likes to take their time getting across the street.................every N i know that sees a car coming rushes to get out of the way..............

Calling all XX Chromosomes...............

2008-08-13T01:08:00.002-04:00

Although summers almost over please lotion those ankles and heels, theres nothin worse than a fine feline and i pan down and it look she got on crew socks with her heels................

Jimi was a RockStar...............

2008-08-13T00:52:00.002-04:00

Click picture for link

Old Ns..........

2008-08-12T17:37:00.002-04:00

Excuse the Hidden racism but this is hilarious.....................

Dear White People................

2008-08-12T16:01:00.003-04:00

Dear White People,

Yes i agree Ns are an endangered species, but i feel like there is no need to observe our every move, action and verbiage............yes we are very obnoxious out in the wild, for what reason i dont know.......but if i'm takin out my trash theres no reason to stare as if M*A*S*H was canceled.............Can we please calm the nosey neighbor act to a minimum..........

Sincerely Yours

Mitch

Really...........No Really

2008-08-12T15:58:00.005-04:00

Why do white people dress in the weirdest things to mow the lawn.......................The people in my old neighborhood usually mow theres in collared shirts........................ehh

Question........

2008-08-12T10:20:00.000-04:00

If a transformer (tranvestite) who has gender reassignment has been married to a man for more than 3yrs does that qualify that man (husband) for the Lil Wayne award??????

"Why quote someone when I can quote myself" www.m1tchfranc1s.blogspot.com

Al-Chemist

2008-08-11T17:10:00.002-04:00

Check my boy EV and the little god that spits Ps verse is a nice touch.......................

Sooooo Really........

2008-08-11T15:10:00.002-04:00

On a humid day on the 4th month of the year. _________ leaves his house a quarter to 3am after receiving a text message from a young lady wanting to fulfill a few fantasies for the Senator _______.......They meet at a hotel where the mistress is prepared to swallow the guilt of the scandalous affair along with a few other things (liquids)..........________ proceeds to enter the hotel where he is unscathed but the glares of Bells Men and Concierges that pass, as the sweat trickles down the side of his face he rushes to the nearest elevator where inside he wipes his brow and tries to slow his heart rate..........

Upon arriving to his mistress' floor, the Senator gathers himself and takes a moment to think about the regret setting in from this forthcoming fornication..........As_______ 's heart rate slows back to a calmer speed he knocks on the door where he is greeted by his younger suitor..........She greets him with a vigorous kiss in doing so she grabs _________ shirt and pulls it over his head where she reciprocates the effort and takes off her brazier.......

After hours of sexual acts that rival the Spice and Adam & Eve channel (or a Pamela Lee Sex Tape) _________ gathers his clothes accordingly.........He leaves the scene of the affair with the stinch of guilt, rushing back to his home where he has a Democratic Convention he has to attend to............Months fly by and ________ and the tabloids go on to assume that ________ has had an affair with a woman he's not married to........ Tabloids read "_________ leaves his ailing wife behind for the oral experts of a mistress"

Some say that they (tabloids) kept tried to keep this on the hush for as long as they could for fear that it may be detrimental to __________'s wife who is dying from an unknown form of cancer...................

So now that you've read that BS here are your options on who the blanks are..................all of which are relative Senators today.............

A) John Edwards

B) Barack Obama

C) Hank Johnson

D) Andre' Carson

Yes..................

2008-08-10T21:59:00.002-04:00

The internet does get boring after a while.....................how much porn can you look at and how much music can you pirate..........................

Prepare to Laugh...............

2008-08-10T21:28:00.003-04:00

The finale with Zab Judah is hilarious.................

"Aint gon be no kissin on the mouf"-PimpC

2008-08-10T21:24:00.001-04:00

Dont You...........

2008-08-10T21:15:00.002-04:00

Dont you think that Johnny Mnemonic was the prequel to the Matrix

My Essentials..................

2008-08-10T16:00:00.006-04:00

All I need.................

Please oh Please.............

2008-08-10T15:26:00.002-04:00

Why are you gonna ask for ID when clearly my motherfuckin picture is on the damn credit card..............

How come..................

2008-08-10T15:17:00.002-04:00

How come in HipHop the more conscious/aware/political the artist is (i.e dead.prez, Wu-Tang, Nas, BlackStar, Common etc) the more white people love them..............

I assume being called "cracker, honky, pilgrim, Nazi and the man" became fashionable around the same time Nigger did...................

Past Two Days...............

2008-08-10T10:03:00.005-04:00

I don tknow how the Eff these pics came out like this but nonetheless Red Robin, The Movies (saw PE again) and drivin home are all the pics depicted................Enjoy..................

EV................

2008-08-07T23:29:00.003-04:00

Cats & Dogs LP Due soon and click to listen to Celeb Reality

"We think we hot shit we cant tell December from June..................without LA you cant spell the name of my group"

HTFU..................

2008-08-07T22:58:00.003-04:00

Hold the Fuck Up i was in the middle of workin on the next post (Things You Cant Consider a Job) and on EsPN I see this N Emmitt Smith, how in the hell does this N still gotta job, ESPN you def lost 50 crescent fresh points with bringin back this studderin , mumblin, Prancin with Stars, 19th best Runnin back..............in Texas (cue the pic of me in the Emmitt jersey as a kid) i-will-never-be-a-better-running-back-than-Barry-Sanders ass nigga...............PS oh well Micah!

Things You Cant Consider a Job..............

2008-08-07T22:32:00.003-04:00

Ns out here got it all dilapidated and are out here thinkin their little oddball pay/hustles are REAL jobs...............they arent.......heres a few JOs that arent really JOs...........

Babysittin...............Can you really consider this a job, sure you get paid and all but whos takin you seriously on job interviews...................

Hustlin................N you cant retire from this shit..........Theres no vacation, well death but theres no vacation....................

Volunteering................See how i feel about this shit here..................

Reseller.........it pays the bills for now....................

Reality Show Voters.........................SMH......................

Dont You Love..............

2008-08-07T22:23:00.001-04:00

Dont you love how Ns never pick up the phone................thats cause they see who it is and let that B ring out..........................

................

2008-08-07T13:41:00.000-04:00

Once Again blogging at work is Grand......................

Damn..........

2008-08-07T13:39:00.001-04:00

Damn in HS i coulda left straight for the Pros..............

Quote of the Day..........

2008-08-07T11:30:00.002-04:00

(Peep his steps)

When asked about Kobe.............. "I have a better chance of stopping him than stopping myself"...........

And here was my reaction (below)..............

But i'm not too surprised when you're the greatest nigga in life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh When I Was a Kid...........

2008-08-07T10:27:00.002-04:00

I know i wasnt the only one as a kid who used to watch porn like this.............................."Thinkin of a fappin plan"-Rakim

"I LOL'd......." Dos

2008-08-07T09:49:00.003-04:00

"I LOL'd........."-NT Members

2008-08-07T09:41:00.001-04:00

I Beg of You...............

2008-08-07T09:35:00.002-04:00

Standing in line at a gate is soooooooooooooo passe'.............stop asking "when you gonna open, when you gonna open, when you gonna open......" bitch you knew when you got here when we opened so dont act brand new with it..............

Niggas................

2008-08-06T20:31:00.001-04:00

Stop considering 10am early.........................

Dinosaurs..........

2008-08-06T20:24:00.000-04:00

Chuck...............

2008-08-06T19:09:00.001-04:00

Remember..............

2008-08-06T18:51:00.001-04:00

Memories...........

2008-08-06T18:33:00.001-04:00

I think the first week of my blog was the best...................Classic/Wack shit back then.............

This What You Wanted Right?!?!?!?!?

2008-08-06T14:38:00.002-04:00

The Collection................In all its splender.....Brandon I didnt see you post up there, and Ms General Forum i didnt see you either................

"Hello, wheres the L-O.......V-E"-NaS

Anyone Remember.........

2008-08-06T14:19:00.002-04:00

Back when i was a young snot-nose with Crescent Fresh Nike Air Moneys (i know youll appreciate that Eric, Killa {Reggie} wore em) on i would see cats with beards and be like wow i want one of those when i grow up...............In HS i would hear all kinds of stories on how kids got their beards.......one kid was like "yeah i went down on a girl and the next day my facial hair started comin in thick (whoa!)".........another kid said "i just drink mad mad dog and crown royal that shit puts hair on ya chest and ya face"...............last dude told me "man on some real shit i smoke that shit"............First of all SMH at takin time outta my life for surveyin these clowns on how to get a beard buy anywho i tried all and still to no avail, i dont have a beard (insert sad face)..............oh well i still gotta baby face and the Bs and Hs love it so i cant complain....................

Once Again.....Missed........

2008-08-06T14:13:00.001-04:00

"Leave yo eyes black and blue like a pair of PENNYs"-Killa

Ladies...............

2008-08-06T13:53:00.002-04:00

Other than her legs lookin like the number 11 or parenthesis, whats with women wearin these Chinese slippers??????????? she walked into WaldenBooks (yes i stay educated....well in the magazine section) and she had these shiny black ones on...........i thought she had on patent leather socks..............

They're NOT Rappers.................

2008-08-06T13:27:00.003-04:00

Alot of ppl get it dilapidated and confuse regular (lame) athletes with rappers.......so what i'm gonna do for you is point out the frauds (athletes)...................

Def doesnt rap............although he is good at running......................away from fights....................

Noooo Udonis Haslem is not Snoopafly (do ya homework on that one)..............................

This is not Canibus................well at least his album costs the same price as this mans (above) shoes...............

Nope this aint Cassidy (he cant grow facial her, like myself), LJ does not rap as a matter of fact the only 16 he gets (whoa!) is yards per carry..................

I dunno who the hell this is...........so they may be a rapper :lookin:

No sir Lex this is not Crunchy Black.................................or is it?????????????

Question............

2008-08-06T13:22:00.001-04:00

DipSet gotta question for ya......how can you say "no homo" but consistently refer to men as "my dude"............................

Things Ns Love (Revised).......................

2008-08-05T13:28:00.002-04:00

Ive done more research since workin at Military and i've found that Ns love these things too.............

The illusion of bein tough......

Used items........

Getting ahead.......

Imitating Wht ppl........

Matching every SINGLE color......

Wearing white tees in group..........

Being dropped off.............

Saying they know someone famous only to know their family members neighbor...........

Wearing white things till their a khaki color...........

All for the LOLs..............

2008-08-05T11:21:00.001-04:00

This is too funny....................props to the God Troy for the look......................

Bye ChaCha...........

2008-08-04T18:10:00.002-04:00

Gonna miss ya...............

My N........

2008-08-04T16:41:00.000-04:00

The King brings out his Court Jester.......................

"Yo I'm in my 2nd Childhood"-NaS

2008-08-04T16:38:00.001-04:00

Truly Missed............

2008-08-04T16:35:00.000-04:00

Best Shoe Ev-R.................

2008-08-02T13:09:00.000-04:00

Bloggin at work is Grand....................

The Origin...............

2008-08-02T12:42:00.001-04:00

Thats where the new title derives from....................

Outside Indoors????? Indoors Outside..........

2008-08-02T09:00:00.002-04:00

How come white people like to bring the outdoors inside..............the only trees Ns like to bring in the house.................well you already know the answer to that but i've seen in some homes 7ft trees as soon as i walk in the door, go in the kitchen and all along the ceiling theirs plants with animals feeding on them on the wall.........leaving the kitchen, headin to the living room i had to hop over some rocks and a stream, the damn dog is confused as hell cause he doesnt know whether to pee in the house or not...........i look out to the padio/deck whatever-have-you and thats where all the damn furniture is.............we go outside to sit on the sofa and love seat (which is facing the house).....the guy said "Tommy Boy, the view inside is never as good as the one outside"......i chuckled to myself a bit said "ha-ha-ehhhhhh" and continued to swat the flies, gnats and mosquitoes...........

I loooooooveeeeee........

2008-08-02T08:47:00.002-04:00

I loooooovvvvveeeee how white people treat their dogs better than their children........their kids run around wearing clothes they wore in 6th grade as a freshman in HS, while their dogs have Eddie Bauer Doggy Vests, Kobe beef doggy biscuits, diamond studded dog collars and their cage is shared with their child(ren)..................The funniest thing is seeing the child with one of those backpack leashes and the dog is runnin around as free as Vick.....................Marcus that is..............

Remember Me............

2008-08-02T08:36:00.002-04:00

Gotta love her diving for the pole..........

Celeb-a-likes..............

2008-08-01T09:28:00.000-04:00

Its fucked up but so is both of their sets of teeth so it evens out......................

Troy........BBC.........

2008-08-01T09:24:00.002-04:00

Troy what up King........I looked out.................peace god

Peek Through My Brains Window

Bon Voyage'...........

Thats Tough.............

*Throws Up Hands*

Question?.......

What If............

How Come........

My President..........

WTF...........

HAHAHA............

Which Would You............

Another Quick ?......

The Prince of Lost Angels.........

You're Not a 'Head..........

T.I. Saddlers...........

ALC and EV..........

Holidays Niggas Dont Celebrate...........

Quick ?.......

Moms BDay..............

Experimentation...........

Remember...........

Malvo..........

Yesterday...............

Word E.....I'll Attempt to 1ne Up That.....

Bloopers.......

LMAO..........

Its a Trap...........

Think About What You're Saying...............

"Damn".......

School Supplies..............

Laugh Dammit Laugh...........

Justified...........

On My Mind.................

Catch the Faux Pas.................

My A-Alike...............

Truth............

Terrence...............

Sucker for Love.........

Pharrells First Album.................

Hi Haters......

Motherfuckin Needed....................

If........

Reasons Why You Have No Comments............

Cats & Dogs Comin Soon................

?.........

Aloha Ahui Ho (Goodbye) Lola....................

WTF..................

What Up Lola Blu'

This Ones Def Passin Up the Mike Vick Camp.....................

How Come............

Calling all XX Chromosomes...............

Jimi was a RockStar...............

Old Ns..........

Dear White People................

Really...........No Really

Question........

Al-Chemist

Sooooo Really........

Yes..................

Prepare to Laugh...............

"Aint gon be no kissin on the mouf"-PimpC

Dont You...........

My Essentials..................

Please oh Please.............

How come..................

Past Two Days...............

EV................

HTFU..................

Things You Cant Consider a Job..............

Dont You Love..............

................

Damn..........

Quote of the Day..........

Ahhh When I Was a Kid...........

"I LOL'd......." Dos

"I LOL'd........."-NT Members

I Beg of You...............

Niggas................

Dinosaurs..........

Chuck...............

Throws Up Hands